When an episode of Saturday Night Takeaway happens to fall on April 1st, the audience was expecting there to be a few hi-jinks between the boys. They weren't expecting one to pass out right in the middle of the show. At first, no one believes that it's for real - not even Ant, who remembers Dec's little stunt on SM:TV all too well. Surely he wouldn't have tried to pull the same trick again? Sick-fic.

In honour of the new film- bohemian rhapsody, (which is amazing I recommend you go watch it if you haven't) I decided to take the piss out of the band. Thus this book was made. E n j o y <3

this is really just gonna be me ranting about how awful society can be towards self expression & confidence. and i hope this will make those who are too idiotic to be ok with self expression, finally accept it☁

Hey a wild Pete Burns fanfiction has appeared! • Lydia Thayer has always been a musically motivated woman. She and her now ex-boyfriend worked at the same record store during high school, she always wears band shirts, and has written songs for multiple local bands over the years. Her life is normal for that of a twenty-six year old woman. One day, however, she encounters an old friend of hers while shopping for more rock 'n roll attire. Everything is about to change for her, for the better, and for the worse.

After Pete Had Just Finished Recording The Music Video For Something In My House, Something Terrible Happened To Lynne (Corlett). The Docter Told Him That She Would Not Make It. After Pete Got Home, He Began Hearing Strange Noises. Could It Be The Ghost Of Lynne, Or Just a Racoon In The Attic? Read More To Find Out........

50 year old Brenda Throp has lost everything when her husband she go sailing on their yacht. When the yacht suddenly sustains severe damage, Brenda floats along to Snag Island. But she is not alone. Someone is on the island and is about to turn Brenda's world into an exciting one. Read on, Burns fans. Read on.

This is just simply a story of how Mr. Danny Elfman and Pete Burns met. {UPDATING STORY WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT}

A romance set in the early 80s. Including, Martin Lee Gore, Dave Gahan, Alan Wilder, you know the drill. Trans/nonbinary stuff.

1993 was one of the hardest year for Pete Burns,vocalist of band Dead Or Alive.Psychological problems,weaknesses, friend dying from AIDS,no money,no good quality material,and manager left the group. The last hit Pete heart very hard. But why?is it anger...or...something else?

Cynthia tells her story of how her one wish came true. A call to a radio station, a concert and one fangirls dream to meet her icon. Will it be love at first sight? All you Pete Burns /Dead or Alive fans come join the adventure and see how long they last.