This was all John and Paul ever wanted. A nice little family with a normal life. Unfortunately they cannot lead one that way. Not only are they worldwide celebrities, they have to face angry press, bigoted paparazzis, and close-minded daycare teachers. This family can only do so much to maintain their sanity. (Mclennon) 2018 UPDATE: i'm currently in the process of revising this fanfic in its entirety just for the shits and giggles and because i have no life whatsoever and this is a cry for help please help me stay tuned for revised chapters :)

Paul wants thighs. John's thighs. John lets him have them. And gets some too. But the years cause the flames to fade away and the legendary duo breaks up. Only problem is that Julian doesn't like it. Julian wants to have his fathers back together. Julian plots, shouts and spies. Julian might even accomplish.

George decides he has enough of Paul's lovesick talk about John and takes it upon himself to get them together, not without a little help from his friend, Ringo. Who would happen to like George to get them together when he's finished with Paul and John. George's seemingly simple plan is becoming more and more complicated...