There are thousands more deaths caused by our pet cats than the government would like us to know. The possibility of it happening to you or a loved one is higher than you think. Read this quick guide now to make sure you and your family can maintain a safe relationship with your feline companion! this is some weird crap i wrote when i should have been working on art requests so please dont take any of this seriously- and also warning for swearing, i cuss alot in this book so im sorry about that.

A story full of adventures with Shrek This has nothing to do with Shrek drowning his dick I just thought the title was funny bc it is Will Shrek ever find his true love and turn his dream into reality or will shreks dreams get destroyed while making tons of enemies along the way ? Will his minor fight club adventure turn his life around or have no impact on it ? Will Satan get in the way of true love ? Guess you'll have to read to find out

Shrek and Cory from Cory in the house do things

"Teenagers..."