Summer Haynes, a.k.a 'Ms. Clumsy'. A lazy Tomboy trying to get her crush's attention with the help of her former ex bully. This is not the best idea to start with... ~*~ Hey guys.. this is my first story.. (I wrote this when I was 14/15.. so this is written quite horribly lol but if you want.. give it a shot.. ) It's just for laughs. Please don't take anything in this seriously.. I wrote this just to make people laugh a little.. ** WARNING: THERE ARE GRAMMATICAL AND SPELLING ERRORS IN THIS BOOK! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.. *)) THERE'S ALSO A FEW SWEAR WORDS! *))) there might be scenes too cringy for certain users.. don't say I didn't warn you.

[Now in Kindle Unlimited!] Snarky Angels. Bad boy Omens. Dangerous Demons. And a deal with the Devil. -- The past twenty-four hours have been pretty weird for pre-law student Rachel Mortimer. She accidentally sold her soul to the Devil. An Angel showed up in her bedroom. And an irritatingly hot Bad Omen has been following her around campus. Now she has to intern at Devils Inc. - Lucifer's LA based soul trading company. And demons are trying to kill her. The undead want her legal advice. And she's starting to catch feelings for someone she shouldn't. Oh, and someone has triggered the Apocalypse. So she should probably stop that. . . --- The start of a new Paranormal series full of Angels, Demons, Romance, and Humor from the author of Cupid's Match. --- [SAMPLE ONLY] Devils Inc. is now published! You can get your copy from Amazon, or by following the link in my bio! READ FOR FREE IN KINDLE UNLIMITED!

> A Mafia story that's more silly than serious. #2 in Chicklit 4/12/17 #7 in Humor 13/9/19 #8 in Romance ^ It's midnight once again, and I'm in my cramped room looking at all the old photo albums of my family before the split. Each picture holds a precious memory that's frozen in time. Picture by picture, page by page adds another tear in my eyes. A creak came from outside my bedroom, the teal wallpaper was pealing off the walls. I have been living here for 11 years. I quickly hid the album under my pillow and ran to my closet. She couldn't back yet? She normally comes home around 4am drunk and broke. The slits on the closet doors were my only source of light, that was coming from my lamp in my dimly lit room. My breathing became more rough and my heart was about to smash my ribcage. Wait, I'm a dela Cruz. I fight for what's right and I know how to fight! As I peeked through the gaps on my closet door I seen three men in black masks and suits come through the door. "Find the damn girl" one of the men say, I'm assuming he's the boss. The two men started raiding the bedroom and the bathroom, while the boss of the trio slowly walked directly to the closet. He had his hands on the knob of the closet, my stomach twisted. I backed away slightly to run up and attack the man. He opened the doors and I came flying out in my beautiful pj's. I caught he man by surprise and punched him in the stomach and kicked where the sun don't shine, I kicked hard to make sure he never had babies ever again. "Fuck!" He yelled as he collapsed onto he cold floor. I pulled a smirk on my face, which caused him to shoot a do glare out of those captivating eyes. The two men held me down while the boss rolled about on the floor for about 5 minutes straight, holding where I kicked him. "You just punched a mafia king darling, you're gonna regret it" He whispered softly into my ear while I was held in between the other two. Oh shit, I punched a mafia king! Copyrighted2017© by x_angelu_

"What about her?" "Who?" "Her. The girl with the black and red striped top." "No, you don't want her." "Why not? Is she not popular like the rest?" "No, she's popular alright." "Then what's so wrong with her?" "She doesn't have any emotions, she's emotionless." _________________________________________ Katerina Storm, ever since her father died when she was eight, she was unable to love a single soul. Bound to never love again, is what everyone says. A mother that is always drinking and pretending to be someone you're not takes a hit at you. Everyone knew not to fall in love with Katerina, but when new boy Candem takes an interest in her, everyone expects the worst. Candem does a stupud thing and makes a bet with his mates that he can get Katerina to feel one emotion because of him. Katerina may not feel anything, but she also doesn't trust anyone. She is the emotionless girl. She is the girl the no one knows. She is the girl who is Never To Love.

Jack and Kelly were getting sick of their best friends constantly fangirling over each other. When it comes to point where they are basically having nightmares about their sexual attraction to each other, they put it into their own hands to get the two together. The only problem that there is, is the fact that Jack and Kelly are not a fan of each other. Will these two frenemies be able to put up with each other? Or will a friendship blossom?