A meteor strike has destroyed the world as we know it. The year is 16239. London is a terrifying place ruled by starfish. Once glorious, Buckingham Palace is now rocky. Articulate actor, Sir Johnny Wiseau is humanity's only hope. Johnny finds the courage to start a secret revolutionary organization called The Republic. The fight is jeopardised when Johnny is tricked by manipulative swordsman, Lisa Trump, and injures his finger. Armed with oxygen tanks and wit, The Republic try their best to save mankind, but can they defeat cute starfish and restore Buckingham Palace to its former glory?

Johnny can't seem to get excited around Lisa anymore. So they decide to break up. Now Mark has to figure out his feelings and Johnny too. Will they eventually find each other?

{I respect Lana and Albert first of all.} Albert is in for a surprise.. {I'm gonna call the ship Jalbert..}

Updated description from Jan. 2021: this book is 3 years old and I do not endorse anything written. You are free to like this book and read it but I do not support my own writing. I do not agree with shipping real people and everything written in this does not define who I am anymore. I will not take this down only because it's so popular and so many people like it, but don't think I think this way anymore