When Jennifer Bailey moves to California because of her moms promotion, she meets a teenage boy who falls head over heels for her.

"Kiss me, and you will see how important I am." ~Sylvia Plath

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Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

He is fifteen and funny and handsome. I am thirteen and naïve and infatuated.