You were trying to find your way home after school. It was dark now, and you couldn't seem to find the right street. You're parents were supposed to pick you up, but they were nowhere to be found. A teacher asked if you needed a ride after calling your parents and getting no answer, but you were set on walking home. "I'm a big kid," you exclaimed, starting to walk. Little did you know... Someone had their sights on you. (DISCLAIMER! I DON'T OWN ANY FORMS OF MEDIA IN THIS BOOK UNLESS SPECIFIED. I DO NOT OWN THE PICTURE FOR THE COVER, I MERELY EDITED IT TO SHOW THE TITLE.)

Edd, Matt, and Tom decide to take another trip to the Magic Shop... Long story short, Matt has no coordination, Tom has zero reflexes, Edd is oblivious, and Tord takes too many walks. (Cover art is clearly not mine :P) [Also this story will be LONG! Sorry! So... Lock your doors and close the blinds we're going for a ride!] VERY SLOW UPDATES.

HEADS UP: I started this story when I was young, so there are multiple grammar and spelling mistakes that I am completely aware of but haven't gone back in to fix. Basically all of the chapters, except for the last few, were written when I was young (I'm 20 now and don't write in this anymore) so just keep that in mind while reading haha. A lot of things are silly, and the humor is outdated and childish because I was just a kid having fun, so no need to take anything seriously. Also, this was mostly written back in 2015 when a lot of things in the FNaF story weren't really known so a lot of things (such as names) are INCORRECT which I am also completely aware of I simply just haven't gone back to correct any of them and I probably never will. I hope you enjoy my middle school brain's writing as much as I did at the time of writing these chapters. Also... I do not own FNaF, all rights go to Scott Cawthon. Much love, Flash <3

Well I decided that I wanted to make my own funny, but sometimes true, fnaf memes. I hope you all are ready for Freddy.

(I don't own any of these characters, they belong to aphmau) (EXEPT Loki and her family. Theys my ocs.) Loki Ramirez has a hard knock life. Her family was taken by Zane, and she's lost on her father's identity. When Loki runs into Pheonix Drop, she can't leave. But when Zane declares war on Pheonix Drop, the cards are in Lokis hands. She can give herself up, or keep running. But it's only a matter of time, before her powers take over.