After transmigrating into a historical novel, Wen Mian expected at least a decent role. Instead, she became a low-ranking palace maid. Other maids read their masters' expressions and survive through clever schemes. Wen Mian, however, only stares back blankly. [Why are you looking at me? I didn't do anything.] Fine. If she couldn't play palace politics, she would simply endure her years of service and leave the palace at twenty-five. That was the plan. Until the emperor suddenly chose her to be his personal maid. Serving the emperor is like serving a tiger. On her very first day, Wen Mian had already begun composing the epitaph on her future grave. *** Emperor Zhaoyan has a secret. Since ascending the throne, he has been able to hear the thoughts of everyone around him. Ministers plotting rebellion. Consorts smiling while hiding daggers. Endless schemes echo through his mind every day, making the Forbidden City colder than ever. During a harem interrogation, he prepares to expose the guilty- Until a different voice suddenly appears in his mind. [Why are you still looking at me? Never mind... I'm hungry.] [I want red bean milk rolls... roast duck... roast goose...] Emperor Zhaoyan: ... In the cold palace, this one girl's chaotic thoughts become the only warmth he hears. And this time, he refuses to let her go. *** (Mini Theater) Wen Mian expressionlessly pulls her hand out from beneath the apricot-yellow silk quilt. Her hand is... wet. Emperor Zhaoyan's voice turns hoarse. "Since things have come this far, you belong to me now. You cannot leave the palace. My beloved, stay here with me. I will never mistreat you." Wen Mian glares at him. "Your Majesty... are you trying to steal someone's future wife?"

Lou Yuqing transmigrates into a cultivation world and binds to a gossip system, perfect for someone who just wants to lie flat and watch the drama unfold. There's only one problem. Her thoughts... aren't private. At the disciple acceptance ceremony, the esteemed Purple Cloud Immortal Venerable is about to take in a final disciple, until Lou Yuqing casually thinks: [That disciple will betray him in the future, steal his Daoist partner, loot his pills, and leave him a laughingstock of the cultivation world.] The Immortal Venerable's expression changes instantly. "We have no master-disciple fate." The chosen disciple: stunned. Lou Yuqing: even more stunned. Things only get worse from there. [Those two girls? Both impostors. The real one was thrown into a snake pit.] Sect Leader: "How dare you!" [That 'son-in-law'? Actually a woman in disguise.] Young Lady: "...A woman?!" [That patient? An undercover traitor who just crippled the Medical Sage and escaped.] Enforcement Hall: "Seize him!" Lou Yuqing just wanted to quietly eat melons and mind her business... But somehow, every thought she has gets broadcast to the entire sect. As secrets unravel, scandals explode, and chaos spreads- The sect prospers. Justice is served. And Lou Yuqing, the unwilling gossip machine... Becomes the darling of the entire cultivation world.

Wu Xi, a skilled cultivator in the cultivation world, was unexpectedly summoned back to the modern world by the sacrifice of his own descendants. Most importantly, the apocalypse was only three months away! After receiving the memories of his descendants, Wuxi, holding a 500-year-old ginseng and carrying a fairyland space, frantically hoarded resources. The safe bunker from the past life has become a refuge in this life, complete with air conditioning, a kitchen, and a bathroom. While others were fighting tooth and nail over a single cookie, she was enjoying hot pot and watching TV. While others braved the sweltering heat to search for supplies, she enjoyed ice cream while enjoying air conditioning. ... Run into a scumbag and a bitch? No problem, I'm not someone to mess with, I'll teach them a lesson together. Someone's after my looks? Can they beat me? I've taken the Marrow Cleansing Pill! Let's see how Wuxi lives a carefree life in the apocalypse. @cttro.

[Transmigration into a book + military marriage + capitalist's daughter + space + spiritual spring + face-slapping + mindless enjoyment] Zhongqing was swept away by the waves and thought he was going to die. Unexpectedly, when she opened her eyes, she found herself transported to the 1970s, and even into the body of a capitalist's daughter who died young. The original owner was a pitiful little thing living under someone else's roof, whose parents and maternal grandparents were all sent to the countryside. I finally got a job, but my cousin signed me up to go to the countryside. I was beaten and even had my personal space taken away. After being transported to the world, Zhong Qing immediately reclaimed the space, then emptied her uncle's house and went to the countryside with a bulging wallet. After being sent to the countryside, while others ate sweet potatoes and gnawed on potatoes, I preferred rice at every meal. There are also various fruits produced in the space, such as apples, pears, and dates. Zhong Qing said that life in the countryside was quite comfortable. But why are you following me, you cold-faced officer? [This story is fictional; any inconsistencies should be considered original creations!] @cttro.

Main story:COMPLETED Extras:COMPLETED ___________________________ After his miserable death, Su Ying transmigrates into a glass-hearted 'white lotus' 'ger' in the ancient time who was treated wrongly by his family. He also learns that due to an Imperial edict, he's going to be sold... *cough* married off to the greatest General of the empire who's known to be a 'cut sleeve'! Su Ying looks at his own 'Heaven defying beauty' and sighs. What if he makes that guy 'straight'??? Thus, in order to save his little life and 'chastity', Su Ying makes up a scheme. At his wedding night, he cleverly binds his husband to bed while sitting on top of him, holding his chin and narrowing his own beautiful eyes- "You might be a 'cut sleeve' now, but who knows about future. You dare touch me without permission, see if I don't cut your thing and feed it to pigs." General Li Yusheng who was being 'threatened' by his extremely 'fierce' wife- "......................" ____________________________________ Most impressive rankings- # 1 - mpreg (31/08/2020) # 1 - malepregnancy (31/08/2020) # 1 - alternateuniverse (06/09/2020) # 1 - danmei (17/10/2020) # 2 - bl (11/09/2020) # 1 - yaoinovel (29/12/2020) # 2 - manxman (14-02-2021) # 1 - chinese (27/02-2021) # 4 - boyxboy (15/03/2021) # 2 - ancient (19/05/2021) # 2 - original (30/11/2021) # 1 - yaoinovel (19/12/2021) # 6 - comedy (10/02/2022) Starting date:9/08/2020 Ending date:26/06/2025 (This is an original work. PLEASE DO NOT REPOST THIS ANYWHERE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION.) *Any pictures used here don't belong to me. Credits belong to their original owner.*