another town, another life, another girl this needs to be heavily edited

A message from your Holy Father.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Jasmine Sage; Incredibly funny, charming, has a mouth like a sailor and all around gorgeous. She has had a couple boyfriends but she could never keep them because they couldn't look past her 'petite frame.'