"Maybe I pissed Shinigami-sensei off too much" Naruto mused staring at his...no, her reflection in the river. She smiled slightly, "Question is, where exactly am I?" (time-travel shinobi war era)

The Legendary Sannin Jiraiya had a great list of both accomplishments and failures, and me? I was probably the biggest mistake in his life, even though it's all his own fault. Serves him right for not keeping it in his pants. SI-OC. Cover credit: @heartforhire

Everyone knows about how Hidan slaughtered his neighbors before heading off to join the Akatsuki. What most didn't know was that just like Itachi Uchiha, Hidan had someone he just couldn't kill. A little girl who was founded and taken in by the Village Hidden in the Leaves. A girl who would be placed on Team Seven. A girl named Sakura Haruno.

The Sage of the six paths knew that his ideal of peace had failed, but what had he gone wrong? Why couldn't any of the reincarnations of his sons fulfil the peace? He finally found his answer, he needed a third party. A peacemaker of sorts

"You want me to teach Naruto, Sasuke and Kakashi? What have I ever done to you?" AU in which Sakura was born during Kakashi's generation and Kakashi was born during hers. "Okay, listen up brats, I'm Sakura Haruno. By the end of the week, I bet you'll all be back in the Academy, you arrogant twats."

His eyes once again surveyed the three in front of him. Only a blind could fail to notice the raw potential each of them oozed out. Ibiki could swear blind to the day he dies that these three were going to become legends. He wasn't wrong...

Next time I get reborn I want a human body. Not a giant orange fox.

"Sorry Sasuke-kun, I'm busy. Maybe another time?"

"It's considered highly rude to start a story from the middle. But well, starting from the beginning would be too bothersome for me." Shikarai Nara wasn't always Shikarai Nara. He was once from our world. But that hardly mattered anymore, because now he was Shikamaru's uncle who somehow knew things before others did. Nara!SI!OC

"Sakura and Kakashi? Those two have been living in their own world since Naruto and Sasuke left." Tsunade casually said. "They're even betting on which one of them gets to ground Sasuke for being immature and arguing over whether or not they'll adopt Naruto." Because Kakashi and Sakura weren't like other couples. They contradict everything, even destiny, much to people's shock.