My name is Anna. I'm sixteen years old and I have cancer. But, don't worry about me. I'm perfectly fine. The people you should be worried about include my tulip obsessed mother, her mysterious lover, The Dutch Tulip Man, and my delusional hamster who thinks that running on that little wheel of his will actually get him somewhere. Welcome to my life. Special Thanks to: Augustus Waters Hazel Grace Lancaster Peter Van Houten And of course... Our beloved John Green, an amazing author who can bring characters and plots to life and who made this story possible. A/N ~~ There will be the use of one direct quote from TFIOS for AIA. Details in this story were inspired by the book. I do not claim ownership of them. All credits go to John Green. All rights reserved.

currently undergoing heavy edits and rewrites; read at your own risk

Meet Sherlock Holmes- a 15 year old sociopath; arrogant, tactless, rejected, but enjoys a life of solitude and deducing. Meet John Watson- a 15 year old footballer; quiet, popular, caring, but endures a life of isolation and oppression. A transfer from a state school, John pushes open the door of Room 22 to find the most crucial part of his life he never knew existed; a teenage boy with the mind of a philosopher, who just so happens to be able to precisely analyse every detail of John's life, whilst being able to piss everyone else off at the exact same time.

A Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry, anything can happen. For Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, it was so much better than what they'd thought... I DO NOT OWN SHERLOCK OR HARRY POTTER OR ANY CHARACTERS/EVENTS BELONGING TO THOSE THINGS. Contains Johnlock

John Watson has moved into Dorm 221B, and guess who his room mate is? Sherlock Holmes is proving to be a difficult guy to go to school with, much less live with. But he needs John, and John needs him. Now they are solving the biggest crimes to rock the school, dealing with their feelings for each other, and putting up with teenage girls and hormones. It is certainly going to be an interesting year.