I don't care

Some amazing pickup lines from everyone's favourite bending unit: 22. Update: I wrote this when I was 12. I'm also disgusted at my terrible spelling and grammar... But too lazy to fix it :)

Update 3.2.2022: I am rebooting this fic with a more robust storyline while sticking to every main plot point of the original. This fic was written mostly when I was around 12-13 so I wanted to update it with my more advanced writing! Love you all. • • • You (the reader) are a neko (you can turn into a cat). Bender: Hey, meatbag? Where's the booze you promised? Me: You'll need it after this. *evil laughter* This is my first "x Reader" so please don't kill me! I'm making it unlike any other kinds of "x Readers". I'm making it more of an adventure. Not that I have any problem with other kinds of "x Readers", I'm just changing up this one :) It MAY SEEM really long, but it isn't, I promise. The chapters are super short (and suspenseful) so please enjoy!!

Just read the damn book! Allowed- •Role play •Flirting to an extent •Ocs •jokes Not allowed- •venting •spamming •walking in on role plays •Marysues Hate the person not the role play

Cause why the hell not