• I provide a simple service • lmao i'm just gonna be filling this book up with all the horrible memes on my phone and laptop. I thought it'd be funny, r i g h t ? ⚠️anyway, you know the drill, none of these memes are mine, credit to the owners. spoilers for dr, sdr2, drv3, and the third anime so proceed at your own risk ⚠️ nyeh, idk man just have a look inside, feel free to save any image from here by sharing it to wherever on your phone :))

Tom and Tord used to date as well as fuse to create Torm. Now after five years apart after a bad break-up, the two come together again to help out Edd. What will this reunion bring, closer or ruin? I do not own Eddsworld or the characters. I also do not own the cover art, it belongs to its original creator.

A telling of the war between Homeworld and the Crystal Gems. As well as the tale of the four Crystal Gems no one knew about. Yes, this is TomxTord, maybe some EddxMatt, not too sure yet. I do not own Eddsworld or Steven Universe. But I am trash for liking this so much lol. Cover art is drawn by me.

Edd, Matt, and Tom decide to take another trip to the Magic Shop... Long story short, Matt has no coordination, Tom has zero reflexes, Edd is oblivious, and Tord takes too many walks. (Cover art is clearly not mine :P) [Also this story will be LONG! Sorry! So... Lock your doors and close the blinds we're going for a ride!] VERY SLOW UPDATES.

(Old) (Monster AU) Monsters are fabled to live in and around a small village in the middle of a forest. They can disguise themselves as humans whenever they wish. One monster, an eldritch, to be exact, has been known for causing trouble. So much trouble, in fact, that he has to have a good hearted monster to watch over him and keep him in line. This happens to be an angel; one of high intelligence, too. Will the eldritch be able to handle being around a smartass of an angel? Or will he crack under the pressure and go back to being bad?

This is gonna be a mostly fluffy collection of tomtord oneshots. If you Have any prompts or a request for what kinda of oneshots I should write let me know in the comments!

(Old) (Poltergeist AU) It's been less than a week since the robot incident and everything seems to be relatively normal. Except that Tom can't help but feel two things. One: that Tord didn't survive the explosion and two: that someone is watching him. When his friends seem to start acting weird, he begins to worry that something sinister is going on behind the scenes, and when he finds himself in this position, he knows why. Tord is back and out for revenge. Especially for the person who put the harpoon through his heart in the first place.

This is what life is

-Artwork by @CustardMoonStar ❤- (SMUT WARNING...WHOOPS) Tord Larsson has always lived a normal life, he had friends, love interests at the most. In highschool, he picked up on some friends; Edd and Tom. Edd had been cool, of course a good friend but Tord couldn't help but fall​ in love with Tom basically everyday. But, he sat back and watched Tom and Edd's relationship grow, until the end of highschool came and they were officially together. Maybe that was the reason Tord shared an equal amount of depression and jealousy. Maybe that's when he showed up, Tord can't say he remembers much of how he got here. But, for one thing, that's not Tord.