Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.

"Best OCs of the year!" ~ a Wattpad user (she didn't want me to name her, but she is super famous u shud go chek her uottttt <333) is #16 on nonfiction.... so kawi!!! This is a list of all my OCs! Donut steel, please, b/c this is supah professional! Credit to @ArtiRox for the cover! hihest rank: 16 in non ficshun OMG I GOT A HIH RNK LIEK 20 OR SUMTING ON NON-FIKTOIN OMGGGGG! IM SO FAMOUS I KNEW WURTPAYD WUS MEH DESTIKNEE!

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.