well the title says it all. These are a few jokes, puns, and weird facts I've heard, read, ect. So enjoy :D

Hey potterheads, In this book, you'll see: #1 Facts #2 Movies' Mistakes #3 Deleted scenes/Behind the scenes #4 jokes #5 quotes, different sentences, and other random stuff about Harry Potter And if you haven't read or seen Harry Potter, you'll never know love, or friendship... And I feel sorry for you Mischief Managed! ⚯͛

Rank #272 in random. Ever in a need of a laugh or just want to hear some plain funny Harry Potter memes and jokes? Then you have come to the right place.

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This book has a bunch of; Jokes Pick up lines Sometimes theory's Comeback Insults Racist jokes Some of these jokes, comebacks and insults may be offensive to some people, so if you are easily hurt or emotional, I don't suggest you read this... Most of these jokes are not mine and remember to like and comment!

A book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :) A taste of what's in this book: Random Person" What are you doing here!?" Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here." #12 in Random 09-04-17 Disclaimer: I did invent most of these comebacks but some are also from books or social media so don't sue me. All photo rights go to original owners. Beautiful cover by: @ghastlybeauty_ Please don't copy this book. Thanks❤

Superhero Texts Do not own All credits go to texts from superheroes.com Complete

Peter Parker has been sort of depressed after what happened with Gwen. Luckily he meets the Avengers, but will they see through his act and help him, or will they not notice? After The Amazing Spider-Man 2 I do not own these characters, Marvel and Sony do.

(In this story Pietro is alive and he is apart of the avengers with Wanda. Loki is also an avenger in this fan fic.) Spiderman has been all over the news after defeating Electro and the Goblin. Defeating them caused a part of him to die. Gwen lost her life for the sake of the city. Fury has seen all of this and thinks Spiderman is a threat. Fury assembles the avengers to hunt down Spiderman. The avengers believe they are recruiting him but Fury just wants to know his secret identity. What if Peter doesn't want them to know who he is? Peter can't trust them. Peter gets an internship at the Stark tower to get to know the avengers. What will happen when the avengers find out Peter is Spiderman?

Peter Parker's living the life. He's the superhero of his home town, the brainiac of his school, and an (unofficial) Avenger. After the Vulture's defeat, petty crime is all he deals with. But what happens when he starts catching feelings for an unsuspecting classmate? Or when a shadowed creature starts ransacking the stores of New York while also stopping criminals in their tracks? Will Spider-Man be challenged by a tiptoeing superhero who does some good while breaking the law, or will he find that there's something more sinister afoot? A Spideychelle mystery for all you shippers out there. I do not own any Marvel characters mentioned in this story. None at all.