JOKES QUOTES AND PUNZ

well the title says it all. These are a few jokes, puns, and weird facts I've heard, read, ect. So enjoy :D

Harry Potter Randomness [Book 1]

Hey potterheads, In this book, you'll see: #1 Facts #2 Movies' Mistakes #3 Deleted scenes/Behind the scenes #4 jokes #5 quotes, different sentences, and other random stuff about Harry Potter And if you haven't read or seen Harry Potter, you'll never know love, or friendship... And I feel sorry for you Mischief Managed...

The Over 100 Funny Harry Potter Memes

Rank #272 in random. Ever in a need of a laugh or just want to hear some plain funny Harry Potter memes and jokes? Then you have come to the right place.

1000 Funny Jokes

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Do Not Read This You Will Die Of Laughter

This book has a bunch of; Jokes Pick up lines Sometimes theory's Comeback Insults Racist jokes Some of these jokes, comebacks and insults may be offensive to some people, so if you are easily hurt or emotional, I don't suggest you read this... Most of these jokes are not mine and remember to like and comment!

Sarcasm 101

A book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :) A taste of what's in this book: Random Person" What are you doing here!?" Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here." #12 in Random 09-04-17 Disclaimer: I did invent most of these comebacks but som...

Superhero Texts

Superhero Texts Do not own All credits go to texts from superheroes.com Complete

Just An Act

Peter Parker has been sort of depressed after what happened with Gwen. Luckily he meets the Avengers, but will they see through his act and help him, or will they not notice? After The Amazing Spider-Man 2 I do not own these characters, Marvel and Sony do.

Spiderman the new Avenger

(In this story Pietro is alive and he is apart of the avengers with Wanda. Loki is also an avenger in this fan fic.) Spiderman has been all over the news after defeating Electro and the Goblin. Defeating them caused a part of him to die. Gwen lost her life for the sake of the city. Fury has seen all of thi...

By Moonlight (P.P + M.J)

Peter Parker's living the life. He's the superhero of his home town, the brainiac of his school, and an (unofficial) Avenger. After the Vulture's defeat, petty crime is all he deals with. But what happens when he starts catching feelings for an unsuspecting classmate? Or when a shadowed creature starts ransacking the...

Vigilante | ✔

Eli didn't think much about the city's newest so-called hero, but he supposed Vigilante wasn't all that bad. Granted, he was kind of a jerk and if he ever tried to kiss Eli again he was definitely getting punched. A story about a starving college student, making a living serving coffee and the local vigilante with a c...

After Life (Collection of Short Stories)

'Funny how sometimes the people who you would take a bullet for, are the ones that pulled the trigger' What would you do if you had another chance at life? [The awesome cover is from @kookie_owns_me. Bless her skillz.]

(RIVALS) The Upside of Falling ✔️

|| Available in book stores!! || watty award 2017 winner! || Becca's life takes a thrilling turn when she pretends to date Brett Wells, the most popular boy in school. Becca Hart is determined to coast her way through her senior year at Eastwood High School. Counting down the days until graduation had become her cru...