"I know it may come off as a shock to you." The Dark Spectacled Admiral demurs. "But I'm afraid that it is the single, unquestionable truth. Your room at the Blind Helmsman has already been prepared. I bid you a good evening." (Oneshot for now.)

Commander Vimes, Sir Samuel Duke of Ankh Morpork, and Blackboard Monitor Vimes, were all surprised to find the Archchancellor at their door. Susan Stohelit, however, wasn't surprised at all to find the Death of Rats at the Stationary Cupboard's door. Rincewind, happily bored in the library of Unseen University, wasn't surprised either, when something bad happened to him, as it always does.