Secret Admirer

Maka has always been alone. She was never good at making friends and her family all ignored her. She was invisible to the world. At least, that's what she thought until she received a note saying she had a secret admirer. At first she didn't believe it, until her life started to change. Now she has to deal with drama...

UNPROTECTED - Story from The Last Girlfriend on Earth

Unprotected is a story from the collection The Last Girlfriend on Earth. Love can be messy, painful, and even tragic. When seen through the eyes of Simon Rich it can also be hilarious. In thirty short, sharp, ingenious stories, Rich conjures up some unforgettable romances: An unused prophylactic describes life inside...