❝it's all about your perspective.❞

this cold metal feels like home to me dan. trigger warning self harm and suicidal actions

Dan begins getting letters from a secret admirer. He doesn't have any clue who this person is and, well, that's really the point of a secret admirer isn't it? It's a secret.

[COMPLETED] "phil, i have cancer"

IN WHICH PHIL DESPERATELY TRIES TO GET DAN IN HIS PANTS

[completed] philly: who's this? danhowell: your future husband ; copyright © 2016 //highest ranking: #4

OLD / COMPLETED You have been moved into a brand new flat in London. It just so happens that you now live opposite Dan and Phil. You start to develop feelings for Phil. But does he love you back? Will you ever tell him? Or just keep ignoring your heart like you're listening to headphones?

When Dan Howell, also known as danisnotonfire, stumbles across a girl he finds very beautiful on Instagram, he gets her Kik name and decides to make an account to talk to her under a different name to keep his true identity hidden.

After telling her friends that she had a boyfriend, just so that they would stop trying to set her up on blind dates, Riley Addison has to rely on her childhood best friend, Dan Howell, to help her get through her lie. That lie soon turns into something more. Something different. [First official Danisnotonfire 'fake boyfriend' story! Please do not steal my idea!!]

@FckingPikachue I like to think that Dan Howell is just a meme and isn't a person. He's just to stupid to exist. @danisnotonfire liked @FckingPikachue's post @danisnotonfire I like to think that secretly you probably have a hormonal crush on me and this is your way of dealing with it @FckingPikahue has retweeted @danisnotonfire's tweet @FckingPikahue Well shit he got one of his robots to reply. That's nice. ----------- She hates Dan. He takes the challenge to get her to like him. And all of this, Is on Twitter.