Looking for funny jokes? Here you go! RESULTS MAY VARY (jk, jk, jk, jk, jk)

A community lives in complete silence, terrified of being heard. (Loosely inspired by A Quiet Place, in theaters April 6th.)

Can the prey and the predator fall inlove. If you want to spend eternity with the one you love, You have to make sure that you can live forever.

My mum told me that someone is coming to live with us for a little while its one of my brothers friends, but he's just out of jail so he's only here until he gets his own place, gets back on his feet. I asked her why he was in jail. She told me he killed someone. Is she insane she's letting a murder live here.

If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

101 ways to annoy : Your teacher! Also 101 ways to annoy : Lord Voldermort And 101 ways to annoy : Your boyfriend/girlfriend! Enjoy ♡

Ever use chat rooms? Does the person you're talking to ever say something weird?

The title says it all^

I'm not copying off of any ones books these are from the Internet and some I made up myself I really would like followers and more friends and don't spam me pls cuz if u do, I'm going to have to block you. So pls don't hate me if its your fault that u spammed. Anyways to the good people, keep up the good work! Hope I'm a roll model to you! Some words of wisdom are "When nothing goes right, go left" thanks for all of your happiness in my stories don't forget to comment down below if you want an update I read every message and pls no haters! Don't forget to follow me!!

Did you hear about the guy who's entire left side got cut off ? He's all right now. (Story was originally just "puns." But I changed it to more variety) Trust me, if you like puns, sarcasm, one liners, comebacks, jokes, self deprecating jokes, more puns, and just funny things in general, did I say puns? You'll like this.