Emma always knew she'd be the first female writer-actor-director to succeed in Hollywood. Instead, she's living in a windowless room in Brooklyn, working at a crappy celeb blog and writing all day about people with real lives. The only thing that gets her through the day is obsessively checking Twitter and Instagram for updates from her favorite celebrities and lifestyle bloggers. Then, one day, Lena Dunham appears on the cover of "Vogue," and she's everywhere. It's like Emma can't escape the "Girls" star — literally.

If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

"Dying in your sleep, has never been such a waking Nightmare..." 18 year old Samantha Harper has a problem, and it's that she can't sleep. Sure it may seem simple at first, but chronic insomnia is nothing to laugh at or ignore. And Sam can't ignore it, not when she's starting to hallucinate voices and shadow people. Sam is going to have, make a deal with the Sandman or the Bogeyman if all this is going to stop, before it finally ends her. (BOOK 1 IN THE NIGHTMARE SERIES) (

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HAILING ALL GIRLS! This is the story that you all want to read. We all go through those dreadful moments through the teenage years, and here is story about one girl's dilemmas. Sit and relax, as you watch her many *face-palm* moments and celebrate when you realize, that every girl goes through the same embarrassing things. Also don't be afraid to list in the comments, 101 things why you also hate being a girl!

It has been almost a year since Kerös Pellrima came into their lives, and things are not getting any less complicated. The year has mainly been uneventful for the guys; Ander's biggest problems are his Junior year science project and the fact that Ely has been dreaming of some guy.Memphis has settled quite nicely into the IIA and she wonders if she should go see her father, whose letters constantly arrive at Baker Manor. Boreas searches for answers; he was saved from his fall and given a quest, to discover his true origins. The peace in Id'ea means that Kerös has spent most of his time helping sages throughout the time stream, and stopping rogue sages. Kad mi-el and his brother Lukas have spent the last year analysing a message and the have finally deciphered it all, the most important part being the last three words. They are coming... PRIMORDIAL:II is a sequel to SCEPTRE: I Cover art by @spite-

(Formerly known as Dream Walkers!) Coming out November, 2014! Cordelia Jameson has met the boy of her dreams...too bad he's only in her dreams! In modern New York, seventeen year old Cordy learns she can enter and manipulate dreams, triggering two opposing groups to hunt her so she can find a talisman that controls the dream world, but no matter what choice she makes she will lose someone she loves. Only the first 14 chapters are still available as it is being published. Thanks for all your supoort!