In another dimension where Donald Trump is elected president, it comes time to build a wall. The wall, the wall that will save this country. And only the best can build this glorious wall, Bob The Builder. Donald falls in love with the wall, and soon with Bob. But how will this forbidden love work out?

Dio Brando, Pizza Delivery Guy by day, Male Stripper by night, must work hard to provide for his bagel headed son. DELIVERWRYYYYYYY

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/// SAMENESS, WHAT WE STRIVED FOR SO LONG TO ACHIEVE. BUT WHAT IF YOU'RE DESTINED TO BE DIFFERENT? \\\ Nine months of Hibernation, three months of being awake--that's how the year goes for us. Half of us wake up tired and sore while all of us wake up smelling of either lotion or bleach. But during the nine month period of hibernation, I woke up. And now I know why I always wake up sore and reeking of bleach. ⥀ Humans have always strived for equality, for everyone to be treated equal. We finally reached the point of this harmony, this level of sameness--and everyone is happy. Many, many generations later. But what happens when, in a wold of people knocked down and stood up to be exactly alike, a person wants to be different? What if they're destined to be unique in a world of strict equality? ⥀ #10 in Scifi on 7/21/17 MADE IT TO ROUND 3 IN THE WRITERS OLYMPICS Now available as a paperback and ebook. [[word count: 65,000-70,000]]

Kazuto "Kirito" Kirigaya finds himself somewhere. But where, he does not know. Upon meeting a strange boy wearing a school uniform, he is taken to the principal's office where they encounter a mysterious albeit excitable young girl who knows the boy as Otonashi. What lies in wait for Kirito and Otonashi and what fate awaits the 6,000 players still trapped in the death game known as: 'Sword Art Online'? DISCLAIMER: This series is set after the first SAO light novel (1st/2nd manga, 15th episode of the anime and some events in the 2nd light novel will be mentioned) and after the 13th episode of Angel Beats! (DISCLAIMER: I do not own images used in cover! All rights to their respective owners)

Bruce gets a wake up call when Alfred 'accidently' signs him up for foster care. Now Bruce must take care of a teenage girl named Kaine, while still saving the night as Batman. Problem is, Kaine has a lot of bloody secrets. Her dark past clearly shows on her ugly skin. Those scars are the very thing that catches The Joker's murderous eye. Now with the help of the famous Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy and some extra villainous partners, The Joker will take what is rightfully his... Can Batman save her, or Will Kaine just have to save herself? **Warning: Brief Surgery Scene, Murder, mentions of Torture, and Child Abuse**

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