A collection of phan oneshots ranging from fluff, angst, random, and possibly smut (if I'm feeling it). Phan is one of my OTPs and I absolutely love it so much!!! This book is gay if you hadn't already guessed that. (;*△*;) *If you don't like Phan or have some problem with gay ships don't read this because...this book is all about my gaybies.

It's the time where Prince Philip needs to find a princess to share the thrown with. Except he isn't interested in any of the princesses. Over time he becomes more interested in a sassy servant instead.

Dan Howell: A boy who loves to wear anything pastel colored. He always just kinda assumed he was straight, until he met Phil Lester. Phil Lester: A boy who wears all black and loves to wear band T-Shirts as well, as long as they aren't too colorful. He never knew you could feel such strong feelings towards a person, until he meets Dan Howell.

dan howell and phil lester form an internet friendship through twitter over music, quickly leading to kik, then followed by skype resulting in possibly more than a friendship. ((intentional lowercase and spelling errors))

"Queer, Daddy's Boy, Prick." Dan Howell is your average crybaby. His father is a priest, so he grew up loving the church and everything around him. Wore crosses and an array of pink sweaters. Skipped a few grades and was in the most advanced classes in secondary school. Hung out with the girls rather than the boys. He never broke a rule, never let his grades slip below a B, and always went to bed before midnight. "Fag, Disgrace, Goth." Phil Lester is your average delinquent. Dad died at young age, blamed the world. Dyed his hair blue and pierced every place possible. Hung out with the other kids like him. Broke every school rule, didn't have grades above a B, and always went to bed after midnight, despite his mother's hackles. When the two are paired for tutoring, well, that's when things get complicated. (Punk Phil and Pastel Dan AU) WARNING: Strong language and sexual themes are littered throughout this story. I don't think that I'll be making a smut scene, but I will put a warning at the beginning of that chapter if I do. Now featuring commentary from yours truly! Just check the direct comments section ;)

If you're into texting phan, general phan, smut :) , or innocent!dan and fuckboy!phil and major daddy kinks then you've come to the right place

ㅡᴏɴ ʜᴏʟᴅ "you know, you're a really cute boy." he half shouted, competing with the pounding music of the club. "oh, well, thank you, but i'm not. a boy that is." before he could ask, i clarified. "not a girl, either. i'm just a person. i prefer 'he/they or him/them.'" he looked me over for a moment before nodding. "alright, i can dig it. you're still very cute though."

Dan Howell, the school 'nerd'. Yeah, that's the clique he has been put into. He's shy, has a passion for theatre, loves to draw, wears flower crowns, button up shirts, and pastel sweaters. The popular group bullying him constantly, pulling flowers out his flowers crowns, crumbling his drawings, physically harming him, calling him names, and taking any and every moment to call him out about his feminine appearance. He hasn't had many friends except for his best and only friend, Pj. He hasn't had much luck in his life but will something or someone turn that around? Phil Lester, the school punk. He is the kind of person parents fear their child dating. Piercings, tattoos, but what no one suspects is his soft personality. No one really cares to get to know him due to 'status quo'. He doesn't mix in with the popular crowd that is constantly bullying Dan. He's more of a loner, but still playfully teases Dan time from time. So in reality: he is a fucking dork. •Mentions of bullying, depression, anxiety, may have smut idk, homophobia, under-aged drinking, pheels overload• •I don't own dan or phil, or the concept of pastel! dan or punk! phil• I WILL MURDER YOU IF YOU STEAL THIS

COMPLETE This is going to be a one sentence book thing, I don't know the username of who does it but I actually love them, she inspired me :) And randomly for bigger explainations, I'm going to have longer paragraphs because wattpad only takes a certain amount of chapter things I don't know what I'm doing honestly, so, just bare with me :) "But I'm not gay." So you thought Danny So you thought

"I'll be your home." "You already were to begin with."