Jordan Maron is a loser. He has survived until senior year with his best friend James Hayes. Years they have been under the foot of Sonja Reid and Tucker Boner, but they all have one thing in common, they worship Mianite, Dianite and Ianite, the most rich and popular and cool kids in school. Jordan somehow gets mixed up with these kids and becomes the fourth wheel. Everything seems to be going fine, that is until he meets a mysterious new British student.

In Jordan's little town, he was always warned about what lurks in the night. The bat like wings and bull like horns. Many rumors have been spread about these horrifying creatures, but what happens when Jordan encounters one first hand? ~~~~~~ Warning: Contains Sexual Content

After two convicted felons escape prison, in search for revenge, it is up to a team of victims to protect themselves from their past abusers. Quick Question: Fight or Flight? Cover art by: Sly_Taco

UNDER WRITING & EDITING *some parts may change* The three gods of the magical Mianite realm have choosen their champions and brought them to a desolate island to survive. When two champions fall for each other that follow different gods everything starts to spiral out of control. The four champions and friends must learn to survive and get along with each other while staying faithful to their gods. But when one of the gods becomes ill and captured by one of the other gods their champion must try to save them without causing a war. The only problem? They have no idea if their god even exists. Join the story and pick your own side to root for. This story will be full of adventure mischief and romance. *none of the art, music or videos in this book are mine* I also just started this book and that is why there aren't very many chapters.

So I just found a list on tumblr of a bunch of awkward ways your OTP could meet and I thought, 'shit man, I can write. Let's do this'. And you know what? I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do them all. /And they will all be syndisparklez. All of them./ I should probably be working on my other story but /shrugs/. Also, generic cover art is generic. ((The ideas of all of these one shots came from a list made by toxixpumpkin on tumblr))

Overall: Summary: Jordan's a beast-but he's also Mr. Grumpy Sullen (and Tom is a twink-but an aggressive Twink-a dominant Twink. In fact-neither are top or bottom. There is no Tops. There is no Bottoms. Just lots of arguing. Just a Summer Camp. Getting lost in the woods. A mysterious visitor. And dreading when the Camp Director comes back. Very unreliable narrator. Lots of cursing. Crack fiction that mocks a few Werewolf fan-fiction stereotypes and 'yaoi' stereotypes. No gay sex. No sex. Nope. This is a parody also of my characterization of Tom and Jordan in Poisoned Crown. So I make fun of their personalities I gave them. Syndisparklez Hate/Love relationship to a nut. Deez nuts. Got 'em.

Tienne has been dealing with missing her sister for three long years. One day, she ends up meeting someone she will never forget. She ends up saving his life - and without knowing it, he saves hers as well. I have no idea what I'm doing XD WARNING: This contains mild depression (kinda) and some suicidal thought.

-DISCONTINUED- This is a story told by me, Jordan, just another hopeful scientist, about a zombie. A zombie named Tom. The story starts with Tom and ends with Tom and somehow, due to unlucky, but maybe fortunate events, I got wrapped up in Tom's story. It also starts with zombies, ends with zombies, and can be explained (somewhat) by zombies. Yet, it all comes down to Tom. Mafia-Tom as they knew him. Zombie-Tom as I knew him. Zombie-Mafia-Tom as I didn't want to know him. Then just Tom.

Jordan Maron lives a normal life and he doesn't want it to be different and Tom cassell is the exact opposite. When they meet they realise that a little normal and different in their lives isn't so bad. They will find out that some change is good. Maybe even change for each other.

Just some one shots. They don't all take place in the same time frame or even universe, so not all of them will go together or be connected. Some might.