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The Wild Hunt (Downworlder Series, #1) by TeaHouseQueens
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Book One of the Downworlder Series ~~~~~~~~~~~ Do you know what it feels like to have your current reality torn from your grasp and a new one shoved in its place? Neither did Sutton Kendrick. Sutton had lived on Haven her entire life, floating above earth and the beasts that inhabited it. They were strange creatures. Half beast, half human. They were animals as far as she was concerned. Haven was safe. It was for the preservation of the purity of the human bloodlines. However Sutton's reality ends when after her eighteen birthday she discovers she has a beast of her own under her skin. Her world ends in a night of pain and the bang of a gavel because she is no longer human. No longer pure. She is thrown to the wolves. Her life changing in an instant. She has to learn how to survive, how to run, and how to live on a planet that is hellbent on devouring her whole because those that go to the downworld never return.
Alpha Swap by alice-ayuzawa
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"F*CK" hearing the word in my voice even though my lips are closed is scary. "I am only allowed to curse in my voice" The deep voice leaving my lips scaring the sh*t out of me. "That is not our biggest problem sweetheart, look" I, or the person in my form held the phone in my face...or not my face? I took the phone in my hand. I have never been so confused. The phone showed me, a guy with a 5 o'clock shadow, sharp sculpted jaw, and short brown hair. Honey gold eyes blinking back at me. I put a hand in front of my face...and so did the guy in the phone... Oh no what have I done. ...my mate and I swapped bodies. "HEY-" I was going to start a panic rant, but the sight of my mate, who is in my body, trying to get a feel of my D cup breasts ringed every alarm bell in my head. "F*cking move another inch, and I will cut off your third leg in the middle down south" my voice deep full of dominance. I was in an Alpha's body, so came the powers with it. ______________________ Luana thought she was smart, using a potion to hide her presence from her mate, if she encountered him on her stay in the Placid Pack. Not really much of a use if her mate is an Alpha. Much to her dismay. She despises the idea of having an Alpha mate. What will her mate, Alpha Stellan , do? Will he let her go on her wish? As in Luana's words to Stellan: "Life is a motherf*cking surprise box, and you are the little clapping monkey with the red striped hat, Stellan." _____________________ Cover credit goes to @giraffelles
Tomboy by Beautifulinsanity12
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Sevina is a 16 year old who has a not so normal life. She is her neighborhoods super hero. Not the type with super powers. The only thing about her life that's normal are her boy problems . Ryder the schools player suddenly takes an interest in her. Will he get in the way of her super job?
She Acts Like a Dude by IAmMSLee
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August Orielle Linden is the epitome of someone near perfection. However, she has a rather opposing personality. Having exceptional abilities and raised from a highly dignified family, she is expected to be a refined, popular socialite. On the contrary, she's an outcast and a tomboy. There is more to August's tough and cold character though, because beneath her boyish ways and heart of stone is a bitter past that changed an ordinary girl into someone extraordinary. Follow this outstanding protagonist as she overcomes obstacles (and damned people) that get in her way. Find out what awaits the girl who acts like a dude.
Oh Yay! We've Been Kidnapped! by Amaya_Burke
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(Completed) Sophie and Amaya get kidnapped by one of Australia's most fearful gangs. But are they really that scary? (Use to be The Girl With The Summer Blues) Highest rank so far #5 in humor
Not All Blondes Are Dumb [EDITING] by RudelyxEnough
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*BEING EDITED VERY SLOWLY AND HEAVILY* I gasped, glancing at the boy next to me. "She cursed... is that a bad sign?" He makes a funny face and looks at me. "You should run." "Great." Rich and privileged, Jordan Rossi had it all. Maybe too much of it to the point where she didn't realize how spoiled she was. Until she got expelled and practically got kicked out of her nice and comfy home to get shipped to a whole new state to live with her cousin. Her parents sure hoped that would be enough to get her to be a bit more responsible without anyone to fall back on. It's never that easy when there are bad habits to break. Especially if she's lived with those habits for seventeen years. New rules, new people, and a whole lotta of homework, Jordan sure hopes she gets through it without murder on her mind. [][][] Highest Rank: #13 in Humor on the What's Hot List Cover by @the_sinking_swimmer
Stay With Me (Book 2, the With Me series) by AvaViolet
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Stay With Me is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. In this sequel to She's With Me, tensions are high as secrets are unraveled after Aiden's arrest. Amelia and Aiden are strong, but even the strongest can sink under the weight of heartbreak and loss. Will they make it out of this mess together, or will the drama get the best of them? ***** It's winter break, which means Amelia, Aiden and their friends can finally enjoy a vacation at the beach house after all the drama they've been through. But misfortune seems to follow them wherever they go. As truths and lies are spilled and emotions revealed, their vacation becomes more explosive than relaxing. And on top of that, Aiden's biological father is back in the picture, but not in the way Aiden, or any of his friends, could have ever imagined. As events escalate like a ticking bomb, Amelia and Aiden have to figure out a new way to survive. Content and trigger warning: This story contains violence and mentions rape and drug use. Book Two of the With Me series.
She's With Me (Book 1, the With Me series) by AvaViolet
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She's With Me is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. Amelia Collins is in witness protection, starting at a new school in a small town. But when she becomes involved with the most infamous guy at school, she's reminded that she can never truly escape her tragic past. ***** When Amelia Collins moves to a new town with a new identity, she plans to keep her head down and finish her senior year. But this changes when she runs - literally - into the school's hottest badass, the mysterious and brooding Aiden Parker. Soon, Aiden's friend group is calling Amelia one of their own, and she finds herself balancing her new life while trying to recover from a tragic past. During a school year full of new friends and old rivalries, Amelia finds herself falling for Aiden, who has skeletons of his own. But she has to fight those feelings - after all, all Amelia ever does is run. Can she ever truly escape what she's been running from? Or has she finally found a reason to stop? Book One of the With Me series. | ranked #1 | 08.27.2015| | completed | 08.25.2016| | winner of a Talk of the Town WATTY 2016 | | Winner of The 2016 Fiction Awards "Best Teen Fiction"
The Boxer (editing) by CopperStars
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Sadie is tough, sarcastic, smart, and gorgeous. Sadie is a boxer who stays under the radar and doesn't like to get attention for her looks or anything at all. She doesn't need anything other than her music, friends, her twin brother, books, and boxing. Then comes Charlie. Charlie is the epitome of a player. Or so Sadie thinks. Will the tough boxer let him in? With a menacing ex, a secret boxing career, and a mean popular girl, Sadie's life will be just like she expects it to be. Anything but easy.
Badass Rivalry by shookasfv
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Highest rank #8 in Humor ~~ Skylar Jones was the type of girl who attracted trouble, so it was only a matter of time before Chase Illea came running into her life- literally. Skylar was always the talk of the town, whether it was the newest stunt of hers or the kid she recently pranked, but one thing everyone knew was that she wasn't someone to be messed with. Chase Illea, on the other hand was the bad boy of their small town, he was known for his fights and girls swooned over him. But Chase and Sky were like Melania Trump and writing original speeches, they did not mix. In fact, they hated each other but because of a certain party, they make a bet. A bet to make a certain someone pay. So what happens when these two badasses work together? Well, it's bound to be funny, exhilarating and packed with sexual tension.