⚠️ Some Mature Content!⚠️ Recommended 16+ *Depictions of Violence/Mild Gore *Some Suggestive/Mild Sexual Content *Moderate Cursing *Mentions of abuse/kidnapping, Depression, Anxiety, PTSD What do humans do when they discover a new race of beings sharing their precious planet? Why, kidnap and run countless invasive tests and experiments on them, of course!

{Ranked #1 in Lyrics!} **Updating whenever I remember!** Vocaloid lyrics in English (as well as other songs made by similar producers) that I happen to be a fan of. No translation is mine and the people who did translate will be credited. Note: Some songs may contain adult content/language, however, this story will not be rated mature.

Shinsou Hitoshi has a YouTube channel where he posts relaxing/studying/sleep helping music. Hes pretty famous on the YouTube community but nobody really knows his identity or many facts about him. Kaminari Denki is a very energetic and positive teenager. During the day he's always around running and doing stuff and hes always active on tweeter posting his memes and vines. Yes he's verified on Twitter. And yes he is usually up til 3-4am just scrolling due to insomnia. Yes he has sleeping difficulties. One day, his dear bro Kirishima Eiiirou recommends a music channel with music that will help him for sure. Will it work? ... And what happens next? (The first chapters are super short but they get bigger and most need a lot of editing since there are so many mistakes but im a lazy sloth so ill probably edit the entire book once its finished,,also i dont post so often anymore:") sorry about that)

Lance McClain and Keith Kogane are cast as love interests in one of the first ever gay rom-coms. Their relationship off-camera begins to parallel their relationship on-camera as the two start to regularly become intimate. However, despite the regular hookups, Lance cannot accept the fact that he has feelings for another man. Keith can only handle Lance's refusal to be in a proper relationship with him for so long. Eventually, he moves on and starts dating other people, forcing Lance to come to terms with his feelings if he ever wants to be with Keith again. WARNING: definitely contains smut ;) alright so this isn't 100% accurate any more just ignore the last sentence

Lance is 100%, without a doubt, straight. He has the perfect girlfriend and has never wanted anything more. But suddenly his world is being turned upside down by the boy playing the drums at his local bar--a boy who happens to be very good looking, very gay, and very very interested in Lance. aka: Good-Boy Lance has a crisis when he meets Keith because he's so damn attractive, and Keith is a little ho that is way too promiscuous and open about his sexuality. The become friends. Confusion and sexual tension ensue. «Not mine! It belongs to Klancekorner on AO3»

"Keith?" Shiro looked back to Lance. "That was Keith. Why?" "I-" Lance gulped, and he realized his hands were shaking almost harder than his heart was pounding, lodged in his throat. "I think he's my soulmate." The silence that greeted him only stirred unease in the Cuban man's chest, and he raised his gaze to lock eyes with the older man, who tilted his head cautiously. Another full three beats had passed before he carefully propped himself on his elbows, scrutinizing Lance's panicked expression. "...Lance," Shiro murmured carefully, eyebrows furrowing. "Keith doesn't have a soulmate. He's deaf." [completed]

"Oh my god, Keeeith," Lance wheezed. "Keith you're the best drunk space cadet I've ever seen." "Space cadet," Keith mumbled. He repeated the words again although his eyes had zeroed in on Lance's hands and Lance offered no resistance when Keith picked one of them up and pulled it possessively towards his lap. He began to gently trace over Lance's fingers, sending shivers up Lance's arm and down his spine. "You have looong fingers," Keith murmured after a few moments. Keith's face perked up then, as if he'd just had a brilliant idea, and Lance could almost not wait to hear what new obscure thought had entered Keith's pretty head. He was prepared to laugh, and instead found himself shivering again as Keith leaned far into his personal bubble, lips practically touching Lance's ear when he spoke next. "I bet you could reach all kinds of things, Lance." (This is actually written on Archive On Our Own by Reader115. I love this story so much and I wanted to bring it to Wattpad. Enjoy!)

Keith Kogane never once thought in the short seventeen years of his life that he would somehow find himself stumbling across a roller rink with a panicking, screaming Cuban boy latched to his arm - nor did he think he would willingly agree to sell his soul on a bet with said teenager after a ride home and a dark, Red Bull-induced, two in the morning movie extravaganza that couldn't have ended more awkwardly between them. But, hey, Keith was a man of his word, and if his friend was smart enough to trick him into becoming Lance's wingman in his quest to win the heart of Keith's very recent ex-boyfriend, who was he to try and stop him? [COMPLETED] highest ranking: #23 in voltron 7/24/18 (holy shit??)

"Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?" Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn't sure what fake dating would entail. But, free laundry was free laundry, right? "All right. It's a deal." - hey !! me (chaoticnyxx) am NOT, under ANY MEANS, the OG author of this !! please don't give me credit when credit isn't due. happy reading !! OG author: Gibslythe on AO3