🏆Wattys 2019 Winner for Mystery & Thriller🏆 Sister Mary has lost her way, or so people think. Kicked out of her convent and sent away to be reformed, this jolly nun discovers her gift of glee is perfect for solving murders and the occasional naughty peek. ________________________________________ Merry Sister Mary is the world's most happy-go-lucky nun, and where the nuns are concerned, possibly the worst. She has none of the qualities reserved for a traditional lady of the cloth: a fear of water, an odd relationship with an umbrella, and no talent in teaching or nursing, yet Sister Mary believes she has a special God given power, laughter. Such a belief has led her to be kicked out of her convent in Chicago for accidentally flashing a group of churchgoers and deemed in desperate need of reform. She is sent on a bus to a stricter convent in New Orleans, Louisiana, but in a drama fueled twist, God has different plans for the joyous nun. She is to solve a murder. After missing the bus Sister Mary is forced to seek refuge with a Catholic family in the small town of St. Francisville. A horrific murder occurs sending the town into a frenzy of bittersweet joy. The person killed has long been despised and so named the Stanton Witch for the mystery surrounding her husband's death and the decades of misfortune since her arrival. In an effort to expose the truth, Sister Mary finds herself in the middle of one family's terrible and insidious secret. As the bodies pile up she uses her gift of glee to uncover the clues missed by the police and hopefully stop the killer from claiming another innocent victim. Her goal-- prove to the world once and for all that one does not need to be traditional to make a difference. Comedy ■ Mystery ■ Thriller [COMPLETED] Copyright © Jules Haigler No parts of this book may be distributed, copied, or sold on any media without permission of the author. All names, places, and themes are a work of fiction.

Sarah Allen is an ordinary teenager with a simple life of sitcoms and romance novels until one night she gets a text from her bad-boy crush, Dave Rodriguez. Apparently, Dave has mistaken the cell number of head cheerleader Caroline Roberts with Sarah's. Desperate and craving to converse with the supposed Romeo of her life; and also knowing she would never get a chance otherwise, Sarah does the stupidest, dumbest, craziest, whackiest thing a girl can do (and regrets it almost instantaneously). She texts him back, pretending to be Caroline. This goes on for days. Months. Something that started out as an embarrassing mistake grows into much more than Sarah could have imagined. They text till midnight, talking about their favourite authours, constellations and mullet rock. Never did Sarah expect their tastes in music and coffee flavours to match, let alone Dave falling in love with her. Should she tell him the truth? Dave might never forgive her, but worse, he might not be the only one in love... // Highest Ranking: #9 in Teen Fiction [25/02/17] // // Winner of the Teen Fiction Awards 2017 //

(Wattpad Picks - Up and Coming List - 06.07.2018) There are three things Dalia is sure of about her life. She will always refuse to join her Mother's ranks, her luck is absolute shit, and her boss might be in the running to beat that wench as The Devil. When one giant mishap forces her into a massive debt, she has no choice but to stick it out with a boss that's hellbent on making her pay for it. But is there no more to The Devil than just a brooding demeanor and an ill temperament? Or can he help Dalia finally find a place to ground her? With the Red-Haired heathen on her heels and what she deems as indefinite servitude to pay off her debts, Dalia is about to find out. **Warning** There is strong language included. Possible triggers: Assault, Homelessness, some violence. I will also be keeping any author notes at an all-time low to maintain a steady story flow. Have questions? Feel free to comment or PM me! (All rights reserved) [Cover Design Credit to @seyachowdhury]

*2019 WATTY AWARD WINNER: YOUNG ADULT* Madiera-Jade has no money, no luck, and absolutely no sense. Atticus has no interest and no patience, especially not for Jade. When Madiera-Jade enters Atticus' life (invades, really) she takes him by storm. On the run from a quarterback hell-bent on revenge, she attempts to steal from Atticus, the latest bad decision in a long line of bad decisions. Atticus, a perpetual grouch who is already a semi-established video game designer at 19, has no idea what's about to hit him when he agrees to his Aunt and brother's request to take her in.

🍌🍌🍌Think Netflix's SEX EDUCATION, but without the accents, and instead of pictures and sound, I put the words on the screen, and you paint the pictures with your mind.🥒🥒🥒 *** Some guys are showers. Some guys are growers. Then there's Peter. He's got a big secret about a little problem (in his pants). But one day, that secret gets out, and Peter's life is ruined. The guys at his high school mock Peter without mercy. The girls giggle at the idea of dating Peter. But the situation isn't entirely without hope. Peter's best friend Elroy is a wannabe teenage business prodigy who sees Peter's predicament as an opportunity to develop a product that will help him "tap into the bajillion dollar market for addressing male insecurity." Meanwhile, a mysterious art student named Audrey seems to like-like Peter, despite his, ahem, little problem. Which is weird, because the rumor around school is that Audrey is a size queen. Why else would she be collecting so many dick pics? Peter's Little Peter is a story about the truth behind the myths of male sexuality, the awkwardness of teenage romance, surviving high school, and the bumpy road to self-acceptance.

'What are you made of Zayn Rodriguez?' There was pure curiosity in her brown eyes. I only then noticed how transparent they are. 'Nothing out of the ordinary'. I said. 'I highly doubt that'. 'You see that's the problem. Even if you live your life like an open book, people would still look for hidden chapters'. 'Granted, you are an open book but a mystery/thriller'. ****** Meghan Summers: Mean, lean captain of the basketball team. With the funky hair Zayn Rodriguez: Heartthrob of inkwell, badboy with the leather jacket.. And good grades. These two were cliques apart until a stupid dare and an arranged marriage brings them together. When a one_night_stand threatens to become more than just that, what will Meg and Zayn do to survive their new unconventional relationship??

Ayden and Safia grew up knowing one thing: they were enemies. No matter how much tried to let go of their differences, they hated each other ever since they became neighbours. Unfortunately for both of them, they attend the same school, the same classes, always in competition against each other of who's the best. As much as they try to avoid each other, they both end up in the school play unwillingly. But what happens when Ayden is forced to befriend Safia? But what happens when Safia finds out that Ayden is forced to be friends with her?

GIRL X GIRL Romantic one shots of girls. 1. Connections Alex has issues. She hates people and lives for sex. One night after a female companion points out that Alex might not be happy with her life Alex gets a little pissed and runs off like usual when she's confronted. Only this time she bumps into a sexy heart broken girl looking for a place to stay. Alex giving into her crazy love for sex invites her over. 2. Painfully Pleasurable It's been three years since Daneel had seen her college English professor, Nadia Blackwell. When their sudden reunion has Daneel recalling lost feelings how can she deny the sweet torture that Nadia likes to give? Light bdsm. More Stories will be add with time. 3. Moonlit Love A love confession under the moonlight. I might add more, depending on how I feel. It's really short and kind of fluffy. 4. Sun and Moon A forbidden love with a happy ending. 5. Firsts ~A Connections Continuation~

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Meet Sophia Stone an straight A - student who has to go through bullying because of her weight. Sophia decides to leave the country and live with her auntie for awhile and get back into shape. Now Sophia is a hot badass who doesn't care about anything and looks completely different from what she looked like now, she looks hot, sexy but overall stunning . So what happens when she has to move back? Well Sophia already know.... She wants revenge on the one and only Ian Parker. Ian Parker is the one who started the bullying he is the popular badass of the school that all the girls want, we'll all but Sophia. Plan on revenge. Step one: make Ian notice her. Step two: make him fall for Sophia. Step three: leave him broken hearted. Easy right? Let's hope so ;)