Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

Swallow is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. When Mildred wished for death on her bullies, she never expected a demon would possess her and make all her dreams come true...but is it worth her soul? ***** After years of torment, Mildred, a meek high school student, is determined to seek revenge against her bullying classmates. She intends to curse them with dark magic, punishing them for their cruelty - but in the process Mildred accidentally opens herself up to a terrifying demonic possession. The demon inside her is only too happy to fulfill Mildred's vengeful desires. Bodies start turning up with parts missing, eaten as though mauled by a wild animal...or perhaps something darker. Powerless, Mildred realizes that the murders are changing her in more ways than one... Content and trigger warning: This story contains scenes of violence, psychological abuse, and gore. [[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]] Cover designed by Jay Flores-Holz

If you like a nice horror read than this is a book for you. This is a collection of old urban legends of all countries and creepy stories written by many people. Some may be true, some may be false, you never know what is ahead. Updated once a week, with quick reads. This is a book for those who love the creeps. A/N: None of the stories belong to me, all credits go to the rightful owners.

Meet the US Armed Forces and others! You can ask them questions, dare them and all that jazz. Also slight plot at some point. All characters are my own (except for that one brief ask concerning aph characters) and belong to me. If you would like to use them in any way, please ask beforehand.

What do you do when you're in a crisis? A financial crisis? A) Borrow money off someone B) Find a job C) Try sell yourself Caliana Hart, like any normal girl, chose option C. But she's made the mistake of choosing the wrong man to mess with. Temporary cover: ayeitsning

Warning: CG has been published. The last ten chapters of this book have been taken down due to copyright reasons. When the future Alpha, a major player rejected her for the Queen B, Genesis and her two best friends came up with a plan to give the arrogant future alpha the taste his own medicine. What happens when your plan works too well? What happens when you attract not only the arrogant alpha but also a powerful creature that won't take no for an answer? "Now my sunshine, we're all alone," he utters with some satisfaction. His hair is mussed up sexily. His skin is a bit flushed from all the running he just did. Oh goddess, he's still the sexiest man I've ever laid my eyes on. "What are you planning to do to me?" I ask him warily. His eyes rake up and down my body as if he can see through my clothing. "What do you think I would do to you, sunshine?" he sounds amused, almost indulgent. His lips curl up into a feral smile. His silver-gray eyes flashed with anger and hunger and desperation. It sets my pulse racing. He's not really amused. I can tell. "Maybe I'm tired of waiting. Maybe I'm tired of chasing after you. Maybe it's time for me to catch you, Genesis." Cuddly bunnies and fuzzy slippers!!! I don't know about this. Do I want to get caught?

Born into a life of luxury, Isabella Lockwood is the envy of everyone. Destined to become the CEO of one of the biggest companies in the world, the brunette seemingly has it all. Money, power, and a never ending supply of hot girls at her beck and call. She is content with life, or so it seems. Unknown to the world, Isabella is harboring secrets. Secrets that she had supposedly left in the past. That is until she meets the mysterious Blair McIntyre. Soon to be CEO of a rival company, Blair McIntyre is an enigma. Drop dead gorgeous, smarter than Einstein and the daughter of business magnate Martin McIntyre, is all that anyone knows about her. She rarely appears in public, only known for her ruthless business strategies and her icy exterior. The complete opposite of Isabella. What happens when these two meet? Will they be able to solve the others problems and find love or will the rivalry between their two companies consume them, destroying them in process?

He was hot; standing at about 6'3, lean, wide strong shoulders, definitely had a eight pack, and biceps that flexed with his every movement. His beautiful blue eyes made every girl faint with one look. One of his eyebrows pierced with a black ring and a lip ring hung from the corner of his mouth. He was every girl's dream at Caldwell Highschool..... Well almost every girl... She was sexy; standing at about 5'9 and the legs of an angel. Her body displayed the most perfect curves that would put a pornstar to shame. Her eyes were dangerous, voice was smooth as melted chocolate and attitude that would make that devil cry in the corner for his mother. Every guy in Caldwell Highschool wanted her- BADLY...... So we have these two badass teens in one school..... What's gonna happen? Read to find out..... ----------------------------------------------

"You used to be a what?" "As of today I used to be a pornstar" In which a young boy seeks sexual pleasure from a retired pornstar