ELMO POOPS IN THE TOILET!!!!

oWo what's this? A Splatoon meme book?

- at some point has been #1 in #bfb - this book is no longer updating. read the chapter named "Thank You" to see why as well as this book: https://www.wattpad.com/story/251281279-see-ya-on-the-flip-side for the people still reading, commenting, and following this account, i've moved to twitter on @polkadoodledot. i'm sorry. i've just moved on.

coach z buys the good shit but the good shit isnt that good

Welcome to Sir Rob's World-Building Workshop! Would you like to be part of building Sir Rob's next fictional realm? Then join him on his journey and let's make a wacky world of wonder! (This is not an actual story. It's a workshop. So if you're allergic to bits and pieces of fictional worlds flying around, do not enter.)

Dimentio gives Count Bleck some socks but he doesn't have any legs what will he do with them (Super Paper Mario) -crackfic oneshot- [Cover by dunkodile]

LOTS AND LOTS OF WAFFLES

Count Bleck's pie has gone missing, and he's determined to find out who took it! (Super Paper Mario) [Cover by Bandium]

In the past, you have likely read many dashing tales of brave, fearless heroes. This is not one of those tales. Welcome to Luigi's Stoopid Mansion, a wonderful funhouse of hillbilly-ish ghouls, moldy pizza, bad singing and excitingly gruesome traps of death. The stoopidity is open 24/7 with no extra charge(as long as you don't mind losing your head while listening to annoying old guys repeat themselves twenty times). When a freakishly short fat guy becomes ANOTHER short fat guy's new wall ornament, you know something stoopid is about to go down... and that calls for a screaming, inexperienced and introverted hero to save the day... er, uh, night. Watch Luigi star as himself in the wonderfully uncut, terribly unedited version of his first REAL adventure... with a guaranteed scream every five seconds! (It's just an average night in paradise.) Now we'll get to the conclusion of this cheesy ad and BEG YOU ON HANDS AND KNEES to check out this stoopidly stoopid version of Luigi's Mansion like you've never seen it before... Based (loosely) on the original Nintendo title. Featuring loads of references, songs, possible cracks at random people, and as always, stoopidity.