Dan Howell is popular. He's also been released from an eating disorder clinic a few months ago. Only one of his friends know about it, at least thats what he thinks. He goes to a party and wakes up to a text from an unknown number. One simple word: Eat! Phil Lester isn't popular but he's no unpopular. He notices someone though, a boy who never eats (at school at least). One day he goes to a party and gets the number of this boy so he can text him one word. Will Phil ever reveal who he is to Dan?

Ryan was a criminal, Brendon was his lawyer {ryden au, Ryan's POV}

It's the time where Prince Philip needs to find a princess to share the thrown with. Except he isn't interested in any of the princesses. Over time he becomes more interested in a sassy servant instead.