I breathed out, letting the air fan over his earlobe. Then I seductively whispered, "Don't be a hypocrite. You already have enough bad qualities. Prick." {or the one where Dan's a billionaire and Phil's struggling to get by} STARTED - 10/06/16 COMPLETED - 11/12/16

Sooo these are some relatable things hopefully about being a member of the phandom!! This is not a fic or a story. :)

danisnotonfire: who are you? amazingphil: i'm phil but you can call me daddy copyright © 2016

to: phil from: unknown caller your eyes as blue and as vast as the seas darling please won't you notice me? x secret admirer -lower case intended -holy shi t sorry this goes like really unrealistically fucking fast -whoops

Secret Admirer (Noun); - - One who admires another romantically it purposely remains anonymous to the extent that the subject of admiration is unaware of the admirer's identity. This fan fiction contains themes of bullying, self harm and abuse so please don't read if you are sensitive to these things or are triggered easily xx

i'm going to try to be interesting and write some cool phan texts ok note: these are NOT in order! they are just individual short stories (FINISHED)

phil lester and friends thought it would be fun to text random numbers from the phone book. he never expected to make a brand new friend. *lowkey hate my writing in this but i think the sequel is a lil better*

softgrowl: talk to me im lonely guys my kik is in my bio dandelionwatch: hi ~~~~~ the cover is made by the wonderful @hovvell

You've been connected with a stranger! You both like: space! VenusPhil: Hi (^-^) saturndan: hi VenusPhil: hELLo fELLo sPaCE GEEk saturndan has disconnected from chat •-• WARNING: this was my first book and it's terrible, i'm sorry in advance for the shitpost you are about to read ! you have been warnedヽ( ຶ▮ ຶ)ﾉ!!! •-• completed june 29th, 2016 at 10:18 PM

"I know we're young, but we have the kinda love that could last forever" in which Phil is selectively mute but Dan can't hear so that's okay March 19 2017 - January 30 2018 #890 in fanfiction