You know it is is Cannon.

I thought we were over. I thought we were done. I thought I hated him, but then everything changed. Everything I used to hate about him drew me in. His sunglasses that he wore when we made love, his hair that he does oh so perfectly every morning before he goes to the club, and last but not least, his goatee. I needed him. I wanted him.

CAUTION THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUS PLEASE DO NOT BE OFFENDED IM SORRY IF IT DOES THIS IS MEANT TO BE A FUNNY STORY AND NOT SERIOUS AT ALL!!!! Y/N) and Hillary Clinton find each other and fall in love.

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Nicolas Cage finally dicided to end his toxic relationship with Lil Pump, who seemingly dropped out of Harvard due to it being to far away from is fiancé, Nicolas. But what happens when Nicolas and That Chad Guy From Nickelback end up going to the same Avril Lavigne concert? Who tf knows idk what I'm doing but feel free to watch Nicolas Cage and That Chad Guy From Nickelback fall in love and who knows maybe they have a polyamorous relationship with a bird.

Don't ask I have no idea

A thrilling tale of two lovers trapped on either side of the counter at McDonalds

Steve goes to flavortown...

"i know i shouldn't. but i can't help the fact that i'm so darn in love with you." ➢ lowercase intended ➢ started; [01/06/16] ➢ completed; [--/--/--]

A sexy, thiccy, bleach blonde food critic with flame button up shirts falls in love with one of the meals he eats. He falls so in love, he would go to any extent to get that fat piece of meet in his throat... or ass.