When a young group of misfits start the new term at Bamic Street High School, none of them are prepared for emo-tacular adventures that await them. From a headmaster with an unusual patio obsession, to the P.E. teacher and his jingle-jangle jewellery, to Mr Anderson the English teacher with his greasy hair and hook nose, not everyone is as they seem in this place. But what secrets will the new arrivals discover buried beneath the patio...? WARNING: THIS FIC IS LOADED WITH REFERENCES THAT YOU'LL ONLY GET IF YOU'RE A TRUE GOTH

"And I might as well just grin and bear it because it's not worth the trouble of an argument" Graham + Damon x oc Mathilda "Mathi" Sigrid (pronounced like matilda and matti) all chapters are songs (not all are blur songs)

This is the most shitpost worthy story I have ever written. It is about a wooden chair falling in love with a table. Their romantic adventure is something some may call inspiring. Please sit back, relax, and please shoot me right between the eyes. Thank you.

end my life

It's 1996. You've moved away from Scotland to go live in London with boyfriend, Damon. It's not a soppy adventure, is it?

Jessica Driver, the girl with a big heart and and open mind. Damon Albarn, the boy with irresistible charm and wit. He was tough, she was tender. A blooming romance forms between record stacking Jessica and britpop star Damon. Their romance grows, after plenty of interferences, but can they keep up their relationship that comes with stress as long as Damon stays in the public eye? Or will their tender hearts screw up their lives? [Also this is dedicated to my trash bae because she's lovely ❤️]

This is another oneshot book, but with my daddy Damon Albarn. This is also anther dedication to my beautiful trash bae who me and her are both married to Damon.

Spoiler: Atypical Blur fanfic. 1976. Young university freshman Graham Coxon finds himself tangled with the trio known as the Essex Dogs - Colchester watchdogs Alex James and Dave Rowntree led by leader Damon Albarn. He's mostly in it to impress a girl at school, but once he finally gets her, he has to make a choice: keeping the girl or keeping his vow to the group.

2D and Noodle both have strong feelings towards each other but can they take on the challenges life throws at them? All credits go to the rightful owner.