This is totally random, and... HILARIOUS!

[RATED: R for Mild Language and Sexual Content] What if Edward Cullen wasn't a vampire, but a normal teenage guy? Carlie Evenson and her mother Esme Evenson, move to sunny California. There she meet's Edward Cullen at the beach at an innocent run in, and unknowing that soon they're to be step-siblings. Will that stop them from falling in love? Or will the inevitable of not only the marriage but other relationships, forbid them? "I want you!" He finally shouted. I was taken by surprise, "I want you too Edward." I said sadly, "But fate doesn't agree." Read more...