If twilight characters texted each other

This is totally random, and... HILARIOUS!

In Love With My Step-Brother Edward Cullen (On Hold Until FFITC Is Done)

[RATED: R for Mild Language and Sexual Content] What if Edward Cullen wasn't a vampire, but a normal teenage guy? Carlie Evenson and her mother Esme Evenson, move to sunny California. There she meet's Edward Cullen at the beach at an innocent run in, and unknowing that soon they're to be step-siblings. Will that stop...