Have you ever been in a insulting fight with someone, but you end up not having a insult to use or a comeback to use? Well, you'll need to read this book. This book has a bunch of: Jokes Insults Comebacks Pick Up Lines Racist Jokes Sometimes theory's Warning: some of these jokes, insults, and comebacks may be offensive to some people so if you are easily butt hurt I don't suggest you read this. Mostly insults and comebacks. Post are published daily, if not means I'm busy or to lazy to write

"Who do you think you are my dad!" "That's correct and daddy's gonna punish his little girl."

the diary of Yoongi (as seen in Single Father)

"No family calls for them to track your dumb ass down!" "M-My mom asked me what i wanted for dinner..." "You really think you'll make it home by dinner? Really Namjoon? WE RUNING AWAY YOU DUMB FUCK"

The last five chapters are private so you have to follow me to read those private chapters Highest ranking - 3 April 2017 - #26 in fanfiction 24 April 2017 - #28 in fanfiction Psycho Boyfriend Trilogy This is the first book. Psycho Boyfriend 1 (RM BTS) Psycho Boyfriend 2 (JHope BTS) Psycho Boyfriend 3 (Suga BTS) ❤❤❤❤❤ "Why do you care?" I spat. "Dont be so stubborn babe. You will regret it . Now eat or else..." "Or else what?" I yell back. He smirks and pulls out a knife from his pocket. How could that big knife fit in his pocket? But that doesn't matter now. "What will you do with that knife?" I ask. I gulp. This will be bad. ⇨This story will contain blood, killing and many such psychotic elements.

I noticed that there are no smuts written about this beautiful man. So I took it upon myself to write some.

Hey readers! This is the book I've made from the imagine Father's Best Friend (1993) in my Sexy Imagines book! I hope you all enjoy it just as much as you've enjoyed the imagines! Here's a small description... Y/N is a 16 year old girl who is forced to go to her father's friend's house and stay there for 3 months. This friend of her father's just happens to be THE Michael Jackson. She doesn't really wanna stay but then, after the first night, she never wants to leave! Her and Michael share a wonderful first night together but, if her father ever found out, they would be in so much trouble. Read on to join Y/N and Michael in this adventure full of love, secrecy, friendship, desire, lust, passion, and more!

A story about two people... a boy and a girl... who used to be the best of friends... then suddenly had a fall out. Five years later... it's their last few months before graduating high school. One final project changed their point of views of one another. Did this project ever help regain their friendship... or pursue to something even more? {Thriller Era ♡}

New cover by @_Sugartae😍😍 You love jokes? Of course you do!! Looking for humour? Well here's Another joke book, to get your head into. Yep now that's what I'm talking about, enjoy this huge collection of Hilarious jokes that will literally have you roftl, please try not to break a rib. Warning these jokes are so funny you'll laugh so much and probably forget your name. Read at your own risk☠

These are just fiction not real hope you injoy