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Hey so basically, it's like Harry Potter characters texting, but doing lyric pranks. You can request characters or songs! Please enjoy. Also if you get any ideas from me, please give me credit!

Hermione Granger wants to get married and start a family of her own. But her future plans of wearing a wedding dress are shattered when Ron breaks up with her suddenly. Draco Malfoy doesn't want to get married to save his life. But his fun single life is short lived when his mother asks him to marry Astoria Greengrass. Maybe he just needs to bring someone home that he knows his mother will disapprove of - Granger. **Featured in the official Wattpad @Fanfic Harry Potter Fanfiction reading list** gorgeous cover by @RomanceisMyFiction

" Would you watch me die tonight, or die yourself?" Hermione asked with fear in her eyes. " I'd rather die than not fight by your side tonight." Theme song, One more night by Maroon 5.

They're enemies and have been for years. But what happens when they learn something that neither of them expected.

This fanfic is about Hermione, Fred and other characters like Harry and Draco, I hope you enjoy it. Quick summary. Hermione is in a relationship with Ron but Ron has been cheating on Hermione with Lavender. The battle of Hogwarts is about to commence but nobody knows only the professors. It's all happening so fast. Hermione loves who? since when? what? Was Fred too close for comfort? Will this love end in a battle? Will love die? Tick, tock. Tick, tock. Tick, tock.

He thinks he hates her. She thinks that she hates him. What will happen when the two get forced to marry against their will? NOW COMPLETE WITH ENDING THE ENTIRE HARRY POTTER SHEBANG BELONGS TO J.K. ROWLING (A.K.A. QUEEN). I DON'T OWN IT. IF YOU WANT TO OWN THE IDEA, GO AND PAY J.K. ROWLING A VISIT, NOT ME. But....IF you have something in the story that I made up and you want it in your story, please, please, please message me. THANK YOU! -Jazzy <3

"No, Ginny! I don't want to!" Hermione shrieked. "You promised!" Ginny exclaimed. The portrait hole swung open and revealed a crowded common room. Hermione swallowed and turned pale from fear. "You can't escape anymore," Ginny said. ~ It all started with a game night in the Gryffindor tower. Be prepared for kissy noises!! 💋I hope you enjoy it! Credit for this fabulous cover goes to @TwoStepsAtATime !!

There was this party after the seventh years graduated... Hermione woke up next to some one she didn't expect and it soon develops into something way more than just a crush. ---------- Competed ---------- Short but sweet --------- Sequel is Love Me Lucy

Not all of these are exactly funny. Oh well, have fun reading!