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Lila Evans is a regular teenage girl that babysits for a living. Her parents got divorced and she was so scared she ran away. So now she is living in a abandoned mansion alone. One day her Uncle Tom calls her up and books her a gig for a TEENAGE kid. Though, there is a small secret between Lila and this kid. THEY'RE SIBLINGS!

"Your going to meet them wether you like it or not Madison" You can see the anger boiling in Mathews eyes but for some reason I don't care Because I can't And won't let the boys know about me

Y/N is the daughter to the mighty Captain Hook, she has grown up on the Jolly Roger and dreams of adventures away from her father. What would happen if Y/N snuck off the ship, late at night? What would happen if she bumped into the monster who haunts her dad's stories? My first Panfic so please be kind...

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*hi this is my first book so please tell me what you think and remember to read, vote, comment, and enjoy!!!! *

A girl and boy fall in love, She's his princess. He's her knight in shining armour. The thing is. The story doesn't have an happy ending.

Samantha or Sam, is a normal girl. Ok so maybe not exactly normal. She's a hard core tom boy (ok so maybe she does like romance books but that's it!). Anyone who knows her know that she is the complete opposite of most girls. She hangs out with guys more than girls (less drama, and who likes drama?), a messed up family, and did I mention the top skater in the state? Blake is your typical high school football captain. Ok again, maybe not typical. He's got it all. The girls, the grades, the popularity, and a pretty normal family. Thing is, he doesn't care about the girls. Shocker right? Football has been his life since he was a little boy, he plays it every chance he gets. Once they meet their lives are changed forever. The skater girl and the football star separate shortly after meeting, only for fate to intervene. In a new school in a new town the skater girl finds herself with two new best friends, and none other than the football star next door. Join Sam and Blake on a journey with laughter, friendship, prank wars, stereotype breaking, and maybe, just maybe, a little bit of love. ------ I appreciate all criticism-however I ask that you say it kindly :) Also i am aware this book needs work. I changed Blakes name a few times so the beginning may be confusing, I am trying to find time to work on these chapters. THIS DOES NOT MEAN THAT I DONT WANT/NEED YOU ALL TO POINT OUT THESE MISTAKES! PLEASE DO! Thank you guys for your patience with me :) Enjoy!!! Love, Sara

(COMPLETED) Charlotte Summers is the last virgin in her school; a school where taking virginity is a sport. The sport has five main contenders: Tyler Bradshaw, the mysterious bad boy; Alec Jennings, the all-star athlete; Ian Jameson, the cocky rich guy; Beckett Cartwright, the renowned genius; and Lucas Chandler, her best friend. With all these guys determined to win the title of the Virginator, will Charlotte make it out alive with her virginity? tumblr link for pictures: http://thelastvirginstanding.tumblr.com/ Cover by @WeAreAHurricane [#4 Teen Fiction / #4 Humor]