Norway's rules of being a good big brother [namjoon cover for the sake of it]

If you know me in real life, I'd prefer if you not read further. It WILL save a lot of explaining. When Draco discovers his love for Apple is mutual, he doesn't know what to think... or do. Apple, fortunately knows at least one person in the immediate vicinity who she can do. This story should not exist, I'm sorry to anyone who reads this with even a little bit of innocence. Read with caution!

Tom is a fucking idiot. Tord is too. What happens when they both want to die? I hate Dear Starboy and the TomTord ship, so here's my (improved) take on the tragic tale. Wonderful cover art by me (This is a parody of the popular Dear Starboy. Plot belongs to the original author. This is all meant to be taken as a joke, so don't get your panties in a twist.)

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

"the end."