Skeleton Puns/Jokes

I'm just going to make as many skeleton puns as possible until I get....BONE tired of it.....I hate myself.

Sans' Punny Book of Puns

Just don't get into the bone zone, it's very bonely.. I'm sorry, I'm not very humerus. Have a Sanstastic time reading the book! You won't regret it.. Okay, maybe. These are very cringe-worthy.

Undertale | Skelepun Book of Skeleton Puns

Gonna be a skeleton of skelepuns and they're gonna be really skelefun and I'm really just skeledone with my life because I'm not humerus and its makes me feel so sad to the point I get bonely because all of my friends left me because I say too many skelepuns and they're super cringe-worthy and that's not good, it alwa...

Really Bad Skeleton Puns

Are you cosplaying/roleplaying as Sans and need some puns? Do you need something to annoy your friend with to get back at them for sending you CAT FACTS or some other stupid chainmail? If so, THIS IS THE STORY FOR YOOOOOUUUU (Also, please send me some skelepuns if you have some so I can extend the list of ways t...