I'm just going to make as many skeleton puns as possible until I get....BONE tired of it.....I hate myself.

Just don't get into the bone zone, it's very bonely.. I'm sorry, I'm not very humerus. Have a Sanstastic time reading the book! You won't regret it.. Okay, maybe. These are very cringe-worthy.

Gonna be a skeleton of skelepuns and they're gonna be really skelefun and I'm really just skeledone with my life because I'm not humerus and its makes me feel so sad to the point I get bonely because all of my friends left me because I say too many skelepuns and they're super cringe-worthy and that's not good, it always causes a bad time and my friends also left because I'm always coffin and coffin ain't good so yeah that's a bad time too and I just can't even with these skelepuns and I just have a skeleton and its really giving me crippling depression because my skelepuns made my friends go away, leaving me bonely and being bonely isn't fun so I'm always skullking and that's also not good so now I'm not eating because of the crippling depression and so my family says I don't have the stomach for food anymore and I guess they're right I don't really know since I'm a bone-head and marrow-minded but my family tries to bring up my spirits by tickling my funny-bone but it never works. (Please help me I may have a problem) #1 in humerus

Are you cosplaying/roleplaying as Sans and need some puns? Do you need something to annoy your friend with to get back at them for sending you CAT FACTS or some other stupid chainmail? If so, THIS IS THE STORY FOR YOOOOOUUUU (Also, please send me some skelepuns if you have some so I can extend the list of ways to annoy your friends!)