Just a little Turtlejou short for your daily Turtlejou needs. Written for a competition on Instagram awhile back, so I thought I'd throw it up here.

WoF and WoF-related theme songs and playlists. aka a list of all things I would animate to if I wasn't so heckin' lazy.

There is something in the water, and General Oapha resolves to find out what it is.

Local SandWing Mom finally hops on the bandwagon.

Basically, you send your OC in and I either yell at it for a long time or hug it. Oh, I'll probably also offer you some constructive criticism while I'm at it. Things to improve, and whatnot. I created a book similar to this on Quotev, but was overrun with desperate users begging me to review their (usually very bad) creepypastas. I've just seen books like these kicking off here in the WattyWings' community, so figured I may as well jump on the bandwagon once again! I may be a bit slow in getting back to you, but please bear with me. I am a busy person and have duties et cetera outside of here.

Feel free to use any of these as fic ideas. Cover art is by me.

I'll confess, I have no idea what was going through my head when I conjured up the title. But anyway, this will be my general book of Wings Of Fire. I'll include things like OC creation tutorials, fantribe tips, theories and ships and records of my (very many) OCs. The scattered "Geography of Insanity", so to speak. All art is my own unless I state otherwise. Please do not steal/copy my characters in any way! Art, concepts, personality... anything. If you would like to involve one of my babs in a story or one of your own characters' backstory, please feel free to ask!

From beyond the tip of the Kingdom of the Sea, the high seas of Pyrrhia are thrown into chaos. "Long, long ago - and by that, I mean around twenty years ago - an ocean trading expedition was commissioned into being by the late Prince Singe of the SandWings. Led by the valiant Captain Mesquite and a bristling, SkyWing first mate, the troop set sail in high spirits, set on plunder and exploration. ... This, as I said, was some twenty years ago. Prince Singe's bones now lie charred in their cairn. Or, whatever remains of them - Princess Burn didn't leave much, it is said. She herself is now gone, and a new queen presides over the tribe; Neither sight nor sound of the trading ship was ever seen again." Behind the cover of the horizon, the growingly-infamous Hope It Floats now sets its course back down to the shores of mid-northwestern Pyrrhia, along the coast of the Sky and Ice Kingdoms. Captain Mesquite is determined to recover custody of his first mate, Gio of the SkyWings - Queen Ruby's prison is no easy egg to crack...

Theories, comments, vents, speculations and trivia from your local IceWing general.