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BTS Smuts, Fluffs and Imagines.

BTS smuts, fluffs, and maybe imagines.! FOR ALL THE DIRTY BTS SINNERS! <3 (I'm one too, don't feel bad) Written By: Kai Date started: 12/27/17 Date Ended: -

stupid cupid hotline | bts.

in which one girl tests her luck with a dating app looking for love and ends up chatting with seven hot boys. ❝ bro, i'm really just here to troll and find friends get outta here with that 'true love' shiz. ❞ + - a bts fic. - texting/dating hotline fic. lowercase intended [ONGOING]

BTS ZODIACS

A book is about BTS, but "Zodiac Edition". Yey, lel. Hope you have fun reading this book <3. ~baengbaengtaen Thank you for 641K!!!!!~ and thank you for 21K!!!~ #182 in RANDOM (saw on 12-1-17) #57 in RANDOM (saw on 12-26-17) #41 in RANDOM (saw on 12-21-17) #36 in RANDO...

My Twin Mates and I

"You're ours, forever, until the day we leave this earth." ****** Started on 7/25/2016 Highest Rank- #15 on 8/15/2017

Bad boys do it better

A wise man once said bad boys are no good. But good boys are no fun. And let me tell you he was right When 17 year old camila martines, finds out she's moving schools For the 1st time She's angry. Scared. Nervous But this is no school It's a boarding school. When her parents put her into boarding school she has no...

The Gang Leader Wants Me(Still Editing)

If you ever met Jezzabelle Lemana you'd think she was a nice, sweet, loving person with the perfect life. But some things are not what they seem. This 17 year old is trying her best to get out of her senior year of high school without having to remember the fact that she's being abused by her stepmother and father at...

Sold To The Gang Leader

Natalie Chambers didn't know about her father's gang, that is until he sold her. What Natalie didn't know is that he sold her to, one of the most dangerous gang leaders around. Carter Grayson. {PLEASE DO NOT STEAL MY IDEAS} Achievements #12 in Romance

BARELY ✓

[18+] What happens when you fall in love with the one person you're not supposed to? ❝You and me, and never us; a complicated series of almost-interactions❞ * It was the summer before college, and Kara was forced to spend the holidays with her new family. Little did she know, a lot could happen in one hot summer. * Th...

REVERSE HAREM// BTS X READER

Jimin and J hope pull you out of the room to help you after getting hurt. What you didn't know was that your life was about to completely change. / / Your mom works as the hairdresser for BTS, but you didn't know that till you walked in the room to visit her during her job and low and behold all 7 of them were sitting...

Blood Ink ✔️

"That's my tattoo, Y/N, on your body. You know exactly what that means." BTS Jungkook x Reader tattoo artist AU gang AU Thanks and credits to all of the original artists of the amazing edits and fan arts, as well as the creator of the cover @namjoonkie and original artist @diatybx?❤️ Highest Ranking: [#1 in Fanfict...

BTS Jungkook x reader

Your plan was to travel and enjoy winter break.. Instead, you ended up meeting one of the most famous kpop idols in the weirdest way.. You never thought this winter break will be the best time of your life.. Because of him.. Will it just be a memory or will it last?

BTS Imagines 3 (Complete)

Will be starting smuts again. Expect lots of fluff! Enjoy! [REQUESTS CLOSED]

Lie Until You Laugh

Sienna Mast is a tough girl and she always has been. But everybody has their breaking point. Sienna's abusive household becomes too much for her, so she seeks outside help in her uncle that lives across the country. She needs money and he has a lot of it, but she has to earn it. Her uncle promises Sienna money if she...

Archie Comics Presents: Archie In; Marry Me?

So the thing is everyone thinks they can predict Archie Andrews and his future. But who knows what Americas favourite orange caked freckled faced boy is up to? Join us as we try to figure out who gets to hear the four words if magic (Will You Marry Me?) Is it Veronica Lodge or Is it Betty Cooper?...

Catching Genesis (Completed)

Warning: CG has been published. The last ten chapters of this book have been taken down due to copyright reasons. When the future Alpha, a major player rejected her for the Queen B, Genesis and her two best friends came up with a plan to give the arrogant future alpha the taste his own medicine. What happens when your...

Sebaciel one shots

The title speaks for itself - Cover art isn't mine.

The Camping Trip (BoyxBoy)

So basically this is a junjo fan fiction crossover with gravitation and sekaiichi planing for some fun warning this is yaoi no like then don't read

Little Wonders (Drarry FanFic [boyxboy and Mpreg])

Harry discovers that he is gay and that he has feelings for Draco. When he knocks on Draco's door one night after he has been told by Hermione to go chase the one that he truly loves. Draco is knocked to the floor by Harry and immediately reacts badly. Then he lets his feelings take over and he lets Harry take con...

A Riren Fanfic

Modern AU, high school senior Levi, and freshman Eren. Fluffy love story between the two, and yah.

The broken and the fix

a couple of months passed AFTER Kagoma left to be with her family and leaving her friends behind forever. Miroku and Sango gotten married and had children. Shippo went to train with other fox demons for a couple of years. Inuyasha left to be alone but something unexpected happened.

inuyasha x seshomaru

Hey guys I just love this anime called inuyasha and since I'm the yaoi freak I thought two enemies would go well together by the way warning!!!! alert! alert! alert! boy X boy don't like don't read hope you guys who read this story like it happy go lucky byeeeeee

His Abused Mate- 📌Complete📌

🚨COMPLETE🚨 Eren is a sad...scared...lonely...and abused omega. Levi is a strong...blunt....expressionless...and a Mafia leader. Who so happens to be an alpha. What will become of the two when they meet? How will Levi react. How will Eren take the news? More importantly will they survive? I DO NOT OWN AOT I OWN THE...

Sasunaru (Boyxboy)

Naruto wakes up finding himself hung over and naked in bed with the one and only Sasuke Uchiha. A few weeks after, Naruto finds out the most unexpected news. Warning: Strong Language and (kind of) Mature Content! 0////0 In the process of editing and fixing a few major/minor details! Not my cover, rights go to the o...

InuSess-First Year Student

Inuyasha is going to college and he's a newbie there. He tries his best to fit in but every demon there is always at his throat. He makes friends along the way and he meets the up-tight Sesshomaru. This is defiantly going to be a strange semester.

In Love with Someone's Teacher

Ciel Phantomhive is your typical college student, working a part time job, all while keeping up with his studies. Sebastian Michaelis is an English teacher at a private high school. These two unlikely pairs find their first in counter at a used book store, what might happen between the two? This story can also be foun...

Papa, Marry Me!

Child! Eren and Papa! Levi. Levi, the leader of mafia called Wings of Freedom, helped an abandoned child who bleeding at alley called Eren. They lived in awkward, but slowly they can interact more. Eren could changed Levi to be a good man (even though not really good man). Until one day, unexpected things came and to...

I Finally Caught You (OmegaVerse: Alpha Levi x Omega Eren) (COMPLETED)

OmegaVerse AU! Prince Levi x Servant Eren. Levi Ackerman one of the strongest and most adored in his kingdom. His Uncle declares that Levi needs to find a mate, so they will have heir. When Levi declines and says he doesn't believe in mates, his uncle Kenny finds him one. His soon to be mate brings one of her favorite...

Zero X Shiki. YAOI! (On hold/discontinued)

This is a story of how Zero and Shiki became boyfriends. This is dedicated to how me and my boyfriend ( @ColtonKinkly this is not his kik name!) sorta met on kik..minus him trying to kill me..wait never mind it probably will. Yes, this is a Yaoi deal with it! If you don't like it don't read! :P

Try Me On For Size (SasuNaru/BoyxBoy)

Sasuke Uchiha and Naruto Uzumaki were friends, and enemies. But what will happen when Sasuke realizes that he likes Naruto in a different way? Will Naruto accept this? Or will he run away from his own feelings about Sasuke? As Naruto slowly reveals that he isn't actually as stupid as he seemed, Sasuke's feelings for h...