Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.

Just a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.

This is based upon your zodiac sign that you will be matched with a certain RWBY character.

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ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. Author's Note: This version of Legend of the White Wolf is the OLD version. Chapters One through Four are now the ONLY chapters available for this version and it will not be updated further. If you wish to read the full version, please check out the rewritten version as I'm updating it. There's this legend. A legend that goes back about a hundred years. According to said legend, a very powerful vampire will rise up and try to take over the human race. Supposedly, nothing can stop him. Nothing...except a white werewolf bearing magical powers. Mia Johnson is an average, seventeen-year-old girl with the gift of magic. Not to mention, she lives with a pack of werewolves. And her father happens to be the Alpha. Mia has one more year until she finds out if she's a werewolf or a regular human. But with mates, facing the loss of loved ones, and gaining new loved ones, and the end of the world all in the balance - who knows what could happen. #216 in Werewolf - 07/16/2017 #234 in Werewolf - 05/08 #40 Under #legend 03/26/2019 Artist of Book Cover - RainbowsPeaceAndLove

UNEDITED VERSION ( edited version on my page) In a world where every year, five male children from each city and village between the ages 15-18 are chosen to become dragon riders, what happens when only four males get chosen from one village? And what happens when they test the girls and the fifth child is chosen? Editor Credits: @Weylyn_Wolf @arvialle

*completed NOW A PUBLISHED NOVEL!* An ancient Cursed bloodline, a world-crossed romance, tyrant kings, a princess with dragon wings, a forbidden love affair, and a sorcerer meant to reign in chaos... this is the Redemption Saga. Bride of Alvar What if your entire life your mother declared you're destined to wed a king from a magical world? Would you believe her? Probably not. I didn't believe her either, until a handsome, other-worldly king showed up to claim me as his bride. Despite my annoying attraction to him, I let the magical king know about a complication: I'm already engaged to somebody else. However, when monsters from Alvar's world kidnap my best friend, I find myself whisked away to his realm marrying him anyway. But marrying a man I barely know and adapting to a fantastical new world is nothing compared to learning just how many dark secrets my new husband hides and that the fates of both my world and Alvar's rest on MY shoulders. For the edited paperback of this book go to this link: https://www.amazon.com/Bride-Alvar-Redemption-Silver-Reins/dp/B08LNJL4LN Best ranking: #1 in Fantasy

In Elemental magic you can be one of four magic types; water, fire, earth, and air. The only problem is Violet is none of these things. Is she what they call a magic dud, or is she something rarer, more powerful, and more dangerous than anyone could have imagined!? Teasers, "Em, most girls sneak out for a boy, you sneak out for a unicorn." I began to cry as it reached for my face."No!" I screamed. "Please No!" I went to pull back the shower curtain, but some nagging thought in the back of my head stopped me. I didn't have a little brother, so why was there a little boy in my bathroom? I gulped and with shaking hands pulled back the shower curtain. "What!? How could that be!?" I yelled, and covered my hand with my mouth. Shouting wasn't such a good idea right at this moment. If someone heard us and came up here to investigate the noise we were making, they would find a boy and a girl, a bloody knife with both their finger prints on it, and a very very dead body. "Don't touch her!" he hissed and lunged at Henry. Running through the night wearing nothing but a flimsy hospital dress, while waving a dismembered hand in his hand, was a strangeness no regular person could hope to inspire to.

There was a time when the king of the human world raged war between humans and dragonkind, forcing their rulers to seal the portal between both worlds and leave the one thing they loved above all else behind. Now, in a land full of turmoil, one huntress learns of her bloodline and how she alone has the ability to harness her dragon's power and save both lands. Will she be able to free the human citizens from their tyrant leader and save her own people from extinction? Or will she fall prey to those wanting to use her powers for their own greed? *Currently working on re-writes of this story. Will be awhile* -3/14/23 *Cover is made by Christina aka Surehuinel from deviantart.com, her work is amazing please check it out http://surehuinel.deviantart.com/

6 People. 6 Powers. 1 Secret. Light vs Dark. The Battle Is Coming. Completed! I will be adding new chapters as I go through and edit. There will be a note on the chapters that I change and add too for current - and new!- readers. There will be no changes to the plot so everything will still make sense if you start reading it now. Highest Ranking- #1 in Fantasy