WARNING! Please be advised that this is not a bedtime story about sparkly fairies and pink unicorns. This book may contain graphic descriptions of poisoned apples and witches' ovens. It is not appropriate for supernatural beings under the age of 377 (excluding vampires and werewolves). DISCLAIMER: Wicked Witches Inc. and Evil Stepmother Enterprises are not responsible for any maiming, mass murder or permanent insanity resulting from the reading of this book.

{ Funny facts mostly based on stereotypes } { Facts taken from the internet and some written by myself } { Proud Aries } { I hope you have fun reading my book! }

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Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.

CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN!

“Maybe. It was all maybes, ifs and buts; nothing was going to bring him back. Nothing. Jenson is gone and he is never coming back. “ Natalie Reynolds. At the young age of 17, was a rising star in the equestrian world. Everything was going to plan before her whole world came crashing down when her beloved horse, Jensen, was injured beyond repair or rest in a freak accident during one of Natalie’s many events. After that day Natalie refused to get back into the saddle, she refused to go on with her riding career. That was until a troublesome young skewbald Warmblood, Belvedere, arrived at her parent’s barn, throwing Natalie head first into a journey she never thought she’d relieve after that fateful round that cost her, her most prized horse.

When Scarlett is given a talented Dutch warmblood mare she is unsure what to do. But they progress quickly and are soon competing in the show jumping circuit. Follow Scarletts story of the highs and lows of being a competitive equestrian.