Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

UPDATED MONDAY, THURSDAY A middle school girl writes her most candid thoughts in verse, cataloguing her state of mind as she deals with social stresses. Please vote and follow me if you enjoy this story! Feel free to write any criticisms in the comments, it'll only improve my writing. I'll reply to anything you write, and will take your suggestions into consideration as I continue the collection. Thanks for reading! 💖💕💖 D3athAndStrawb3rry 💖💕💖 Shoutout to Erkaroo for the great cover!

WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION Jonas, having lost his leg, and Brennan, plagued by terrible anxiety, collide one summer. Soon, they're both finding themselves. Together. ***** After losing his leg in a terrible car accident, Jonas wants nothing more than to start over when he goes to college. Brennan is plagued by anxiety so intense she never wants to go back to school. But when they collide (literally) one summer, their lives change and both of them begin to recognize what's holding them back. With each other's help, maybe they can take the biggest leap of all: falling in love. (Published by Wattpad Books)