This is an Alternate Universe where the Marvel characters are strippers instead of superheros. I don't own any of the lyrics or characters except for Lilly, for I am she. I will add personal ships such as Claia, Piegan and JilLoki. Rated Mature for sexual references and mild swearing.

You're Clint's and Natasha's daughter. You work for SHIELD as well, but they don't let you do any of the dangerous things. When a certain God Of Mischief comes to rule earth, The Avengers capture him, and you get set on gaurd duty. Great. Another boring job, right? Wrong.

Being immortal and an Avenger has it's perks. Although the bullets and stab wounds hurt as much as any normal being, (Y/N) (L/N) could handle anything. Until the God of Mischief showed up. After being held prisoner for long months, Loki finally agreed to try out the 'hero thing' and join The Avengers, but he doesn't expect to encounter his worst enemy along the way--feelings. Through the ups and downs, these two God-like beings decide to get to know each other better in the worst possible ways, only for it to end in an unforgettable defeat. {Mature Content}

Collection of German brother stories incliding family, friendship, life lessons, insanity, angst and everything you can think of! Mostly fluff and brother love

The Beilschmidt family has never been the kind to bond like others. Their idea of bonding is handcuffs, chains, rope, and dancing at the family strip club. With the Beilschmidt boys on stage and the ladies behind the bar, the family business is more than dancing on counters and taking shots- it's a way of life. ~×Give Credit to Konigsberg_Prussia as well, the genius who had this idea!×~ ~•°•A lit•°•~

One night Ludwig is frightened of a storm it also happens to be the night before Gilbert leaves for war. In attempt to get Ludwig to sleep, he tells a story, a story of 'the Awesome Knight'. After he returns from war, Ludwig asks for another story, and soon it becomes a nightly thing. But who really is 'the Awesome Knight'? And will Ludwig ever figure it out.

Ludwig was the younger brother and he didnt mind. He loved and adored his elder brother. He was happy to be the lesser. The overlooked. He was proud of his brothers intimidating army and impressive empire. He was content with being in his big brothers shadow. Then, after WWI, he learned something. Small is weak and the weak are bullied. He would never again be small or weak. He would be great. He would be the empire everyone remembered. He would be feared and respected. The world would fall to its knees, and he would look down upon them. No one would stop him. No one would be better than him. No one was safe. Not even his dear brother.

(PIRATES) Gilbert has just won a long and painful war against his friend, Francis. With his loyalty to his country and then to his friends, Gil is plagued by rough choices. When news comes that Antonio has been attacked and beaten nearly to death, Gil is enraged and sets out to find who has wounded his friend. The only problem is, Arthur has done it. Arthur, is also a good old friend, who has gone power drunk. The pirate is out of control, plauging the seas and causing pain and death all around. The British Empire is rising and will gobble up the world, unless Gil can stop him. The battle of a lifetime, between the Lord of War and the King o the Sea is approaching and the worlds well-being depends on the outcome. Can Gil bare to fight and betray yet another friend?

Three parts long, different stages from Prussia's and Germany's lives. Just brotherly stuff. One part is little Ludwig and Big brother Prussia, one is from WWII and one is Berlin Wall

A story that shows how Gilbert and (Y/N) become closer as they grow older.