"This book speaks to anyone with a neurodivergent brain, that may feel like an alien here on earth. I swear Browning made me laugh and cry and question reality...sometimes all in the same sentence." -JD Todd, author The universe is a very strange place. It will take even stranger heroes to save it. Potto is dim-witted, extremely forgetful and incredibly naïve. He wasn't always this way. Aye-Aye is devilishly shrewd and has boozed his way into a comfortable existence of incompetence and sleaze. How they ended up being two of the most wanted aliens in the galaxy is anyone's guess. Chased down by every oddball bounty hunter in the known universe, and befriended by a libidinous assassin, a fire-breathing reptilian, and a telepathic tree, their misadventures take them past Earth (the mall planet), to a floating sex circus, a planet of killer stuffed animals, an underground spaceship impound lot, and to a planet of reasonably priced bungalows. All while flying around in a ship powered by the brain waves of a psycho killer. A great prophecy proclaims that only "one of light, and one of dark" can save the universe from the dictatorship of The Node. That can't be Potto and Aye...Potto doesn't know what the word prophecy means, and neither know how to spell it. Part sci-fi epic, part absurd dark comedy, I Don't Seem So Bright in a Well-Lit Room is a comment on human behavior, depression, anxiety, and self-esteem. But way more fun than that sounds. So, do up your space seatbelts...it's going to be a bumpy ride. Despite the lack of potholes in space. (Sci-fi /Dark Humour/Absurd) *Completed! Enjoy! Highest rankings: #1 Adventure #1 Action #1 Science Fiction/Sci-fi #1 Misadventures #1 Absurd #1 Mindbending And all because of YOU. Thank you. *Now available in paperback from Story Well Publishing anywhere you like to order books! www.storywellpublishing.com Merch available at: www.theseanbrowning.come

La Cité. En son sein, on tue, ment, trompe sans scrupule. Les monstres y marchent à visage découvert et les complots y pullulent. Lorsqu'on s'immerge dans cet Enfer, soit il vous brise les os, soit il vous corrompt à jamais. Il y a dix ans, les puissants Quatre ont déshonoré, dépouillé et banni la famille d'Iphigénie. Personne n'a jamais su qu'ils orchestraient cette déchéance. Mais un tel secret ne pourra pas rester caché éternellement. Recluse dans les Highlands, la jeune femme ne peut plus supporter de voir sa famille sombrer dans le désespoir. Elle est seule, mais elle possède un atout : son pouvoir qu'elle partage avec sa famille, le don de manipuler les mémoires. S'écraser devant la fatalité ou se dresser contre l'adversité ? Son choix est fait. Alors, quelle qu'en soit l'issue, elle s'immerge dans cette Cité. Corps et âme. [La superbe couverture a été réalisée par @AstralArc! N'hésitez à aller voir son travail!]

River Yates lives by the rules, striving to keep his slate clean. Azra Lydia Grace, on the other hand, is known for her wild antics and chaotic reputation. When their paths cross, neither expects the mayhem that follows. 'His Bad Luck Charm' is a story that is bound to make you laugh, cry and feel other crazy feelings that you most probably do not want to feel. Heirs #1

Highest rank - #1 in humor 28/9/2017 [Book 1] Imagine this ~ You think that you are sleeping in your comfortable bed, next to your three-year-old brother, but then you open your eyes to see three good-looking guys staring at you. The worst part is that you are in a moving car, laying on their laps. ××××× Ariel O'Connor is a sassy, sarcastic, funny, caring, and confident 19-year-old. What will happen when she wakes up in the wrong place in an unusual situation? What will she do? Here's a tip: Watch your language, and do not eat her Oreos. #Book 2: You Are In Hell Boys #Book 3: We'll End up in Hell Boys ××××× DO NOT STEAL ANYTHING FROM THIS BOOK! All Rights Reserved 2017

Halloween is a time to scare. A time to enjoy sharing frightening stories of either fact or fiction. That's easy for the small town of Falls Creek. The town possesses an ugly history of previously inhabiting a homicidal cannibal, Richard Carling. For seventeen-year-old Cassi Ross, her Halloween night was supposed to be spent babysitting her favorite group of children As the night goes by with strange moments such as mysterious phone calls, scary occurrences, and a masked figure peering through the windows, it is quickly deduced someone is taking Halloween shenanigans' too far. Possible suspects could be any number of teenage pranksters celebrating the memory of a grisly killer, or even Cassi's fellow babysitter, who has an overwhelming love for scary movies, as well as a grudge against her. It all seems to be just fun and games apart of harmless Halloween fun...Until it's discovered there's something rather sinister behind it, where someone deeply invested in Richard Carling's memory wishes Cassi harm... Amazing cover by Astoundedstars

"Society wants to believe it can identify evil people, bad people, or harmful people. But, it's not practical. Sometimes, there are no stereotypes, there's just evil." -Ted Bundy, serial killer of 30+ victims. Sometimes, Wattpad authors are inspired by real-life horror that's going on in their own lives. Special thanks to @Heather_Dianne for the cover!

To the world he was a beast but for her he would do anything. He could have the world but all he wanted was her. They say the things we want most are the things we can't have. For she was so afraid of him that even the thought of him could have her running for the hills. Little did she know that she was the only one who didn't have to be afraid of him. Credits for the cover go to @Chatachino for the amazing cover.

[This story will become free on NOVEMBER 17th] Saving the life of the infamous rookie pirate, Captain Ruben Kirk, catapults Jessica Red into a sea of magic, jewel heists, and world-saving adventure. ***** After years of watching pirates fighting with the king's navy off the coast of Harvest Island, Jessica Red saves the life of the infamous rookie pirate, Captain Ruben Kirk, and the two become fast friends. Little does she know, Ruben Kirk is only the first of three rookie pirates she'll meet during a whirlwind of sea-faring adventures - but when Jessica learns the corrupt King Mordred has plans to destroy her island home, can she convince them to help her save it? ("The Rookie Pirates" is Book 1 in "The Adventures of Jessica Red" trilogy.) [[word count: 300,000-350,000 words]]

Le Moyen Age version western spaghetti. Avec donc des mentons mal rasés, des longs regards en zoom ralenti, des duels sur fond d'orgue, de la chaleur, du sang, de la sueur, de la poussière. Et, bien sûr, de Larouille... Eté 1129. Un mystérieux cavalier arpente la Provence, laissant un chapelet de cadavres horriblement mutilés dans ses traces. Quelques paysans l'ont entr'aperçu. Ils parlent d'un immense destrier noir, d'une silhouette lourdement cuirassée, et d'une aura de terreur suffocante ; les rares ayant vu son visage sont désormais trop déments pour pouvoir en témoigner. Il n'est pas seul à parcourir les routes du comté. Un vieil homme sans nom va de place en place, ne s'arrêtant jamais, fuyant toute gloire et toute amitié. Sa jument grisâtre et fatiguée transporte un arsenal suffisant pour équiper une cohorte, et sa cotte de mailles rouillée dissimule peut-être le chevalier le plus dangereux des royaumes latins. Leurs pistes se croisent dans un village reclus, écrasé de soleil. Et le fracas des armes va se mêler aux grincements des cigales... Episode désormais disponible sur l'appli Rocambole. Seuls les premiers chapitres apparaissent ici.

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