This story takes place in a third alternate reality

Showcasing all the dumb, so predictable its funny and plain ol' cliche moments, of every fanfiction ever written. **THIS IS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYBODY** *hi! its the author here, in 2016. please take in to consideration that i wrote this around 3 years ago. many of my opinions have very much stayed the same, but hopefully my ignorance has lessened. okay, enjoy reading c:

Everybody knows about Draco and Juliet Malfoy; how they came back from the dead to defeat the Dark Lord and overcame all of the evil and obstacles that he threw in their way. They're practically famous; nowadays with Draco being the Headmaster of Hogwarts and Juliet teaching potions after giving up her magic to save the boy she loved. We all know their story. But we don't know their kids... In the year when Minister of Magic Cedric Diggory decides to reinstate the Triwizard Tournament, Scorpius, Tobias and Cecelia Malfoy all have their own battles to contend with, along with their cousin Orion Black, who's willing to do whatever it takes to make sure he's remembered. Follow the Malfoy children and Orion on their journey to find love, fame or even who they truly are, in this sequel to the Lazuli Trilogy.

"Everybody has a dirty little secret." "Yes, but mine can kill." Courtney Flint has kept her distance from the person she wanted to hate most in the world: Draco Malfoy. She hated the person he had turned into, but when she is paired with him for a school project, she couldn't help but fall for him. He seemed to be falling as well, which made Courtney suspicious of him when he started to play games with her. When his secret is revealed, can she trust him? Can she trust herself not to fall in love with him?

This Book Is Filled With Funny Jokes Related To One Direction.Includes,Jokes,Poems,Quotes,Fangirl & Directioner Problems And MUCH MORE! (This Is Part 2) [Credit: Pinterest, Tumblr, & Google?]

Warning: This can be very awkward and random and of course, hilarious. Read at your own risk. :P

Completely random weirdness and cra craziness from the odd, odd mind of moi! An OLD WORK WARNING especially with earlier chapters.

Well, this is something I have on my FF account and I really like it. So I'm putting it up here. Hope you like it and find it funny too! And that's my description because the title tells it all.

[sequel to Detention] They thought they would live happily ever after, but can Louis and Harry survive the Summer heat? © Copyright 2014, All Rights Reserved

Detention is supposed to be a punishment, but for Louis and Harry, it's the start of something beautiful. Unfortunately, what starts off as a harmless love affair quickly takes a turn for the worse. Through all the stereotypes, judgments, family issues, and demons from the past, Louis and Harry struggle to stay strong. What happens in detention, stays in detention. [NOTE: I began writing this book in 2011 when I was 13 years old. There are many grammatical errors, cringe-worthy moments, and plot inconsistencies. Obviously, my writing has improved immensely since 2011, so please feel free to check out any of my more recent works instead. This book is not representative of my present-day writing abilities. I would prefer to delete this entirely (and its sequel), but there have been many readers who have expressed their love and appreciation for this book despite its flaws. Regardless, thank you all for your support with the Detention series over the past few years. I love and appreciate each and every one of you.]