you stay up on Christmas eve, hoping to catch a glimpse of Santa, but you end up seeing more than you expected. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (SMUT WARNING)

Everything was going great for singer Tyler Joseph, until unexpected love tumbled-or buzzed-into his life, and in the form of a handsome blue-eyed bee. His world collapses around him as his Beeterophobic best friend Josh Dun turns his back on him, and he is forced to chose between his beloved wife, or the bee that has stolen his heart. And what happens when a few other bands intervene? Are Tyler and Barry truly meant to be, or will their love wither like un-pollinated flower? (2018 update: I wrote this in 2015 forgive me I regret nothing)

{I honestly don't know what I'm doing with my life anymore...} Harry is a 23-year-old man that owns a flower shop. His shop is starting to become busier, and soon, Harry puts up a 'NOW HIRING' sign. He needs employees and fast. But what happens when a certain bee passes by and decides to apply? Will Harry accept the employBEE?