Yes, I lost my father and he was the best man in the whole world. Yes, I have a stepmother who is a witch and whom I hate most passionately. Yes, I have two stepsisters that are a pain in my arse and who lost their brains when they were little. Yes, my life is like a cliché from a bloody fairy tale, but you know what is missing? The fucking Prince Charming! And where is he? Nowhere to be found! Probably he's dancing in his palace with a stupid and empty-headed Barbie. Arsehole. Who needs him, anyways? Certainly, not me. I'm almost Cinderella, but you can call me Ella. BOOK #1 in the Aware Princess Series flower: Gladiolus, t symbolises "Strength of character, honour, conviction."

It's been over a month since zombie Li 'woke up'. After she and her group of misfits saved Fort Braydon from a bunch of alien jerk faces, Li thought answers were on the horizon. The newly rehabilitated resulting from the scuffle have settled in nicely, Wolf Girl finally trusts spoons, and the Muppets continue to revive. There are problems of course. Such as the unknown threat of alien invasion. Li is getting antsy waiting for a message from the hidden North American settlement. She can't shake the feeling time is running out. She has no idea how right she is... Cover art by the amazing Kacey Lynn @untroubledheart

Hey, guess what? Voldermort had a granddaughter, yep, she is going to Hogwarts. And, she is in for a major suprise when she runs into Harry Potter's eldest son, James. Not only that but something dark is stirring in the dungeons of Hogwarts, and she might be the only one who can stop it. But is she willing to face the consequences of revealing her secret to the only one she actually cares about?

A story about the son of Jack Sparrow, Joshua Swift. Ababdoned by his father as a baby, Joshua is out for revenge, and rum if he can get it